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THERE IS A ROOM OF THREE PEOPLE WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FAMILY GATHERING OF MOTHER (JANE) AND SON AND DAUGHTER (JON & SOPHIE). JON LOOKS TROUBLED.
JON: Everyone? Can we sit down - there's something I need to say to you all.
JANE: What is it?
JON: Since we've been here I've been thinking about stuff. About my feelings for people. I think...um...
SOPHIE: Yes?
JON: (FLUSTERED) My God, this more difficult than I thought...
JANE: If you have something to Jon, just come out and say it. You can say anything to us.
JON: F**k off you hideous minge-muncher?
JANE: Well I rather you didn't say that but I'll make an exception on this occasion as it was a rhetorical question.
SOPHIE: C'mon Jon, she is right - if you have something on your mind it's better to get it out in the open.
JON: Alright....I WANT TO COME OUT!
THERE'S A PAUSE AS JANE AND SOPHIE LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
SOPHIE: What? (BEAT) You're saying you're gay?
JON: Yes.
JANE: Oh, is that all. No-one is bothered this days - it's not a big deal.
JON: That's typical! It's alright for you two. You've been lathering up in the shower for ages - I know what's been going on.
SOPHIE AND JANE LOOK SHOCKED
JON: It's not fair - I've not had any cock since the last housemate was evicted. I want out so I can get a good shagging.
JANE: What you're saying is that you want us to nominate you for eviction.
JON: Would you mind? I'll be ever so grateful.
CUT TO A SCENE OF JON LEAVING THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE TO BE MET BY THREE LADS IN STEREO-TYPICAL GAY OUTFITS
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