But while he was there
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He slipped on a pear.
The crowd thought it was an acrobatic stunt?
And kneed James Blunt in the c**t.
(Too slow!)
Quote: zooo @ January 29, 2008, 6:47 PMAnd kneed James Blunt in the c**t...
Too slow!
I was trying to steer clear of using that vulgarity.
No-one should be allowed to say James Blunt.
Woohoo! Easy, obvious joke! 
It still made me laugh!
Come on then zooo, start another.
1) There once was a writer called Ray 
Who sruggled to write a gay play.
On his wife he went down,
Just before Aaron Brown.
5) Who then frightened Mrs. Dawson away
(you see they weren't really gelling, because of his obsession with the spelling, of stupid crap words like gray)
There once was a woman named Charley,
She liked being taken quite hardly.
But her muff was so loose,
You could fit in a moose,
And she certainly never dressed 'smartly'.
There once was a man Aaron
Who took the piss out of Charley for fun
He made a rude gag
About her loose vag
Surely soon the backlash will've begun
OK, it doesn't make perfect sense, but you get the gist...and in my defence, it was ad libbed...
Quote: charisma @ January 30, 2008, 12:44 AMThere once was a man Aaron
Who took the piss out of Charley for fun
He made a rude gag
About her loose vag
Surely soon the backlash will've begunOK, it doesn't make perfect sense, but you get the gist...and in my defence, it was ad libbed...