British Comedy Guide

Limericks

Let's make some.

One line each.
You know the format - if not it's 5 lines, scheme AABBA.

I'll go foist:

1. There once was a poster called Tuumble,

2. Who loved a nice titty-fumble

3. His titty-wank thread

3. Whilst lying in bed

5. Caused the rocket in his pocket to rumble.

1) There once was a scraggy old slag,

2) Who would do anything for a shag,

Her sex drive had started to flag

So Charley f**ked herself with Febuarys copy of Hello Mag!

Nigel, mate, your last word shouldn't have rhymed with the one before(see first example ;)) Never mind.

Quote: James Williams @ January 29, 2008, 12:14 AM

1) There once was a scraggy old slag,

Quote: charisma @ January 29, 2008, 12:21 AM

2) Who would do anything for a shag,

3) But her twat grew so wide,

4) You could lie down inside,

5) And be zipped up like a bag

Laughing out loud Worst limerick thread ever

There once was a fellow named Munt,

Who went to the race track for a punt :D

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