I meant to mention this yesterday...
My wife was watching a programme called 'Come dine with me' which is where a group of 5 strangers cook everyone else a gourmet meal and whoever gets the most points wins £1000.
One contestant was a vicar and when they went to his house he said that when he rolled up the carpet he found a squashed mouse. In fact, it was so squashed he used it as...
A BOOKMARK!
After a while he thought it looked a bit odd to see the head poking out the top so what did he do?
HE HAD THE MOUSE FRAMED AND HUNG IT IN HIS HALLWAY!
