RESPECT
A man is speaking to his boss
MAN
I know why you want to see me, he started it staring, at me, and then spitting at me, you can’t take that kind of crap, so I put some manners in him, gave him a slap.
BOSS
Jimmy, you know longer work as a door man, things are different in Edinburgh zoo. Especially if you are working in the petting zoo.
MAN
Respects, respect.
BOSS
27 hysterical children, and 50 complaints about the man beating a baby Marmoset.
MAN
Aye well maybe you should get me working with some less cheeky animals.
BOSS
Just what I was thinking how about the Tiger enclosure, I bet you’ll put them in their place.