British Comedy Guide

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INT. DAY. MOVING TRANSIT VAN.

HEAVILY ARMED MEN IN OVERALLS AND BALACLAVAS.

BOSS: In and out, five minutes max.

DRIVER: Bank! We’re here.

BOSS: Go! Go! Go!

CUT TO EXT. THE ARMED GANG STORM OUT OF THE VAN.

CUT TO INT. GANG BOSS LOOKS AT WATCH.

BOSS: Four minutes fifty, not bad.

CUT TO EXT. SIGN OF ‘BANK’ TUBE STATION.

CUT TO INT. BOSS: (looking at tube map): Head for Leicester Square, we’ll have some fun in the West End.

CUT TO EXT. ‘ANTI - TOURIST RAPID RESPONSE UNIT’ WRITTEN ON SIDE OF VAN SPEEDING OFF. (SFX. SIRENS). OBESE YANKS, JAPS WITH CAMERAS, ETC; PANICKING.

ENDS

I can really imagine this performed on TV. Well done! Laughing out loud

Thanks mate.

It combines overtones of 7/7 with casual racism. Not sure that's the image you're trying to create!

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