Quote: Mana @ January 28, 2008, 7:16 PM8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
Between "North Korea" and "Marilyn Monroe" in We Didn't Start the Fire
One of the best things I've read on this forum. Perfect answer.
Quote: Mana @ January 28, 2008, 7:16 PM8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
Between "North Korea" and "Marilyn Monroe" in We Didn't Start the Fire
One of the best things I've read on this forum. Perfect answer.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 9:00 PMhours and hours... swoooon
You'd be a bit sore after.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 7:31 PM1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
9785Near enough.
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2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
my freckles - coz they is cute!Freckles are aesthetically pleasing, particulalrly nether-freckling. However, further research is required in this area.
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3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
None.. but if I had to I reckon Reese Witherspoon would be pretty tasty...Again, I would suggest further experimentation to confirm your theory. Taste is a sense that should be explored so remember to be well-salivated.
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4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
0%This was a poor estimate. You clearly didn't think this through as an answer of 'at least 0%' could not be argued with.
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5. What is the point of the septum?
To show others when you use hard core drugs regularly.Snorting hard core road aggregate is not recommended - stick to tarmac and you'll be on the highway to La-La land before you know it.
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6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York in England - it's olde worlde!Correct but you fail by virtue of providing the blandest comedy line since the 3rd series of Last of the Summer Wine.
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7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
You're not wearing any - trick question!Well done! I had indeed removed them to lather up in preparation for shaving...hang on, I've got this wrong somehow...
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8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
Yes *points on map*
Incorrect. That is a map of the Sudbury bypass. This proves that you are lost and should be in the kitchen making my tea.
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9. How thick is your favourite book?
About 2 inches... 8 inches in male measurements.It is interesting for someone so young to use imperial measurements. Personally I do not claim 8 inches - as a scientist I live by fact. My girth is 6 inches not 8.
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10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
I'd say too much.Agreed. There are far more squelchy things we could be doing.
Wohooo! I think I did really well there...and i'm very pleased...if not a little turned on!
Quote: Tuumble @ January 28, 2008, 9:23 PMFreckles are aesthetically pleasing, particulalrly nether-freckling. However, further research is required in this area.
Quote: Tuumble @ January 28, 2008, 9:23 PMSnorting hard core road aggregate is not recommended - stick to tarmac and you'll be on the highway to La-La land before you know it.
Got it eventually.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 9:26 PMWohooo! I think I did really well there...and i'm very pleased...if not a little turned on!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 9:26 PMWohooo! I think I did really well there...and i'm very pleased...if not a little turned on!
I never realised psychology could be so erotic. I think I better go and have a lie down...
Wanna join me?
I'm there already!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 9:45 PMI'm there already!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 9:45 PMI'm there already!
I'm telling Ryan.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 9:26 PMWohooo! I think I did really well there...and i'm very pleased...if not a little turned on!
Wake up Ellie!!! Can't you see he's using you to get to Charley?
Oh what's the point she's never gonna notice me
There there. *pats Ian on the back*
She's not worth it. Have a beer. *passes Ian a pint*
There there.
Quote: ian_w @ January 28, 2008, 9:49 PMWake up Ellie!!! Can't you see he's using you to get to Charley?
Oh what's the point she's never gonna notice me
Ian, I think it's the James Bond look in my avatar that's working for Ellie...and the huge dildo in my hand!
Quote: Aaron @ January 28, 2008, 9:50 PMThere there. *pats Ian on the back*
She's not worth it. Have a beer. *passes Ian a pint*
There there.
Aww, Aaron you're a true gentleman - much much better than any door or window (glug glug).
Quote: Tuumble @ January 28, 2008, 9:53 PMIan, I think it's the James Bond look in my avatar that's working for Ellie...and the huge dildo in my hand!
Well does nobody find the clergy sexy any more???
Quote: zooo @ January 28, 2008, 7:18 PM1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
four.No, this is question 1 as it clearly states.
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
my face.Not strictly speaking a blemish but I can understand how you came to that conclusion. Frequent rooms with poor lighting to avoid unnecessary embarrassment.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Johnny Depp, he'd taste of chocolate and red wine and smoke.I liked this answer very much. Not only do you plan to eat him, but also drink him and then set fire to him afterwards to destroy the evidence. Nice touch.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
51%Is it? Thank god for that. The question has been bugging me for ages. I am clearly in learned company.
5. What is the point of the septum?
four.See question 1 - maybe you are not as learned as first appeared
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York. Like any Northerner, it's only concerned with its own pleasure.As my wife's BASTARD ex-boyfriend is from Yorkshire you pass on this question alone!
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
pink, because I am too.Alas, no. As EllieJP knows I am not wearing undergarments though suddenly the thought of wearing your little pink frilly number seems quiote exciting.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
yes. It is somewhere south of north Korea.Genius. A knowledge of where you are could prove invaluable!
9. How thick is your favourite book?
f**king massive.This maybe true but I bet it's not as large as my penis.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
not enough.C- Do the quiz again and get some other sucker to make sense of your answers!