Bill Gravy's Edinburgh Set

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Och Hello Edin boro the noo! Hoots to you all.

Did you like my theme tune? It’s that "Won't you come home Bill Bailey" song but I want you all to sing Bill Gravy to yourselves next time you see me. I couldn’t afford a vocalist you see. But my brother's got a mate in a band so...who knows?

Right here we go and please don’t be offended if your politics is the butt of any of my jokes. It’s all just a little bit of harmless fun. Just light relief from your stressful lives.

Right here we go.

Look at me! I’m drinking a bottle of Evian. Here in Edinburgh too! Edgy or what?

What's that? They don't sponsor it any more! You're kidding aren't you?

All that flooding isn’t too good? Imagine if you were a fireman. You’d be run off your feet at the minute.

President Bush he’s a right one isn’t he? He went to the Middle East and he didn’t even send any post cards. He’s not got the right people advising him has he?

And talking of politics. I am.

No but seriously. Hillary Clinton she’s not bad. But that husband’s a bit of a liability isn’t he? He’s not been well…so? Do the meths as the Yanks say.

I’ll just light a Henri Winterman you just talk amongst yourselves. That’s a visual joke. Geddit? Eh?

And Gordon Brown bloody hell! He used to be the Chancellor and now he’s the PM! I don’t get that. Just say he’s not able to do the job? We’ll be up shit creek.

Global warming that’s big news isn’t it? There are some sceptics but I believe it all. I had an ice-cream and I’m sure it melted quicker than it used to do. Global warming.

I was having a shower and the water was a bit too hot. Global warming. And the final proof. I haven’t used a sun lamp for at least 5 years. Global warming ladies and gentlemen!

So don’t listen to them I’m all right Jacks. Global warming’s coming to get you.

Anyway that’s enough from me so it’s a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht!

If you liked me my name's Bill Gravy and if you didn't well fair enough I suppose but ask yourself this. Did I give him a fair crack of the whip?

Good Nicht Edin bo ro!

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Keeping with the quality of the last couple of Bill Gravy's. I did laugh out loud at the Gordon Brown 'observation'

I do imagine these with the sort of background murmuring you get at the pub, where not many people are listening to him, and the occasional munching of crisps or rowdiness that has nothing to do with Bill himself.

Dan

This guy's great mate and I'm glad you decided to stick with him.
Best bit for me was explaining the intro tune at the beginning.

I would really like to see these filmed because I can't decide whether they would work or whether they would go down like a lead balloon!

liked the meths gag

I'm a big fan of the 'Gravy' Blenks but I didn't find this one as funny as the others I've read. Of course performed it might be better but, just my take.