I organised a day driving 6-wheeled 4 tonne army trucks, hovercrafts and Range rovers for my best mate's stag weekend. Trouble is I hadn't driven since passing my test 10 years ago. Suffice to say I lost the driving competition and at one point unsuccessfully tried to cross-breed a Range Rover with a tree.
Cork is ace, such a good atmosphere, very easy to make random new friends there.
Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 10:52 PMIs it alright if I just sit here and chat to you guys? :-/
Yep!
As long as you think of some way we can still get you stripped and tied to something...
Quote: ShoePie @ January 27, 2008, 10:52 PMat one point unsuccessfully tried to cross-breed a Range Rover with a tree.
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 10:53 PMYep!
As long as you think of some way we can still get you stripped and tied to something...
Like I said before, not something you want to see!
My fav stag incident happened before the festivities got under way.
My mate Glyn picked me up from my place to go to his parents house deep in the Welsh countryside [Tredunnock for Welshies on here]. Now Glyn was always a bit of a hunter and when we arrived it was no surprise to see a dead rabbit on the draining board. However Glyn stopped instantly and uttered those immortal words 'Oh f**k!' Going through to the living room Glyn asked the lads who had shot the rabbit. Dave said he did.
'It was at the bottom of the garden by the trees. I sneaked up on it commando crawl like and blew it's f**king head off. You said we could use your gun if we wanted'
Glyn, looking not best pleased.'Well that's great. If you'd walked up to it with a piece of lettuce it would have sat in your lap. It's next doors f**king pet rabbit!'
I very nearly pissed myself.
Sad story.
Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 11:46 PM
Sad story.
But fooking funny.
BTW it is not really ok for my husband to go a whoring with some Praguetute.
Quote: Charley @ January 28, 2008, 12:26 AMBTW it is not really ok for my husband to go a whoring with some Praguetute.
The Praguetute might catch something
You could get a Corkitute.
Or an Esc-cork.
That one doesn't really work does it...
Made me laugh zooo 
Quote: ajp29 @ January 28, 2008, 12:27 AMThe Praguetute might catch something
LOL
Zooo.
Or if i speak in Irish Cork could be Cock eh!
Hmmmm I am liking it better that Prague. Fooking dirty Cheqtitutes.
As a stag present for a friend of mine we hired a midget to paint himself like a smurf and stay handcuffed to him for two whole days. The groom and the little guy had to go to the toilet together and sleep in the same bed. Best five hundred quid I ever spent.
Chained to a midget for the rest of your life. Don't they call that marraige?
Quote: David Bussell @ January 28, 2008, 7:13 PMAs a stag present for a friend of mine we hired a midget to paint himself like a smurf and stay handcuffed to him for two whole days. The groom and the little guy had to go to the toilet together and sleep in the same bed. Best five hundred quid I ever spent.
If I'd ever been worried by not having any friends, I'd be bloody grateful for it after some of these stories. 
Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 9:55 PMSee, this is what I fear most about getting married. Not the stereotypical locked-in-forever type thing, but the whole stag dealie.
So no, no stories.
What's scary about the stag do?! The best night out with the lads, where you're the centre of attention....brilliant.