Quote: Badge @ January 28, 2008, 12:12 AMMAN:
Waiter, wine for my friends.PULL BACK AND REVEAL THE CAST OF FRIENDS
CAST OF FRIENDS:
Cheers.PULL BACK AND REVEAL CAST OF CHEERS
WAITER:
Moronorm.CAST OF CHEERS:
Moron Norm!MAN(to camera):
I think we've blown the budget on the cast.WAITER:
Certainly not on the script.VOICEOVER:
This sketch was conceived in front of a live studio audience. They're dead now.
You stole my made up word Badge! I knew I should have copy writed it! 
Can we start a new one. Can we. Can I pick it. Can I?
Well its not your bithday anymore so no... oh go on then.
BTW Badge that joke was aces 
Yes Badge it was.
Fankoo AJP.
Ok
2 surgeons sewing a guy up after an operation.........
SURGEON 1:
Have you seen my ring?
SURGEON 2:
Rupert, I thought we'd agreed not to talk about that in the theatre?
Surgeon 1:
And you say this is only the second Hemorrhoid transplant you've performed?
Surgeon 2:
Yes
Surgeon1:
Well Mr Anderson is a very lucky man, you did an excellent job.
Surgeon 2:
Thank you. I'm sure after a couple of weeks of moderate pain and discomfort he will be able get back to a normal life of moderate pain and discomfort.
This is by far the strangest critique ever.
Surgeon 1:
And this is the bit where we get to feel her tits.
Quote: Leevil @ January 28, 2008, 12:48 PMThis is by far the strangest critique ever.
Surgeon 1:
That waiter joke was alright wasn't it
Surgeon 2:
Stop being self aware and post modern you bastard!
Surgeon 1
That woman has a virginal vagina again now.
Surgeon 2
IS HUMPING THE ANETHATISED WOMAN
Surgeon 1
I will just get the needle & thread again then eh!