Quote: Jennie @ August 6 2013, 8:38 PM BSTYeah, to be fair - my argument falls down there.
My sister and I had a long argument about whether it was OK to fancy Mr Tumnus.
IS that a euphemism?
Who do you fancy? Page 996
haha - I wish, but no. We were genuinely confused. Not sure the mother with three kids sitting next to us appreciated the tone of our conversation.
Well, what on earth does he have down there? I've never thought about this before.
Quote: zooo @ August 6 2013, 11:14 PM BSTWell, what on earth does he have down there? I've never thought about this before.
Well, quite. Everything is peachy top half, but..well...it would be wrong. What is he even supposed to be? Donkey? Goat? The mind boggles.
I've always thought goat. Hmm. Yes, very wrong. Just don't venture south and make sure he keeps his trousers on.
Quote: zooo @ August 6 2013, 11:16 PM BSTI've always thought goat. Hmm. Yes, very wrong.
I think that's the conclusion we came to. 
Fortunately, James McAvoy is 100% human in his other films. 
Quote: zooo @ August 6 2013, 11:16 PM BST. Just don't venture south and make sure he keeps his trousers on.
But that would be a bit..dull.
Does he even wear trousers?
It's just a dating minefield.
*googles Mr Tumnus*
He's got inbuilt fur trousers. Oh god, I forgot his mad ears.
I've gone off this whole idea.
And you call George creepy and perverted...
The difference being, our posts didn't contain words like COCK!SPUNK!FUCK!TITTIES!CUM! Or go into these cerebral ideas in great and vomit inducing detail.
It is a subtle difference, I know...
This isn't creepy - this is sensible. It is always wise to consider these issues BEFORE you find yourself on the cusp of a night of passion with Mr Tumnus.
In many ways, we're having a literary discussion. Like you get at book clubs and stuff.
Does anyone else think of Alice getting locked in the Vicar of Dibley's cupboard every time they hear the name Mr Tumnus?
Quote: zooo @ August 7 2013, 12:04 AM BSTCOCK!SPUNK!FUCK!TITTIES!CUM!
F**king hell, zooo. Language.
George has addled my mind.
For goodness sake guys... Google the semi deity Pan or Satyr and Fauns! Splutters at the demise of education in this country. Your Satyr is basically the male form of the nymphomaniac. Hiope this helps in your decision making.
Quote: zooo @ August 7 2013, 12:04 AM BSTCOCK!SPUNK!FUCK!TITTIES!CUM!
Me reading zooo's post: