Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2012, 11:52 AM GMTYou can't beat a bit of slippery woman.
That.
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Clio Goldsmith, European actress from the 80s:
Quote: Harridan @ December 15 2012, 11:41 AM GMTGeorge Carlin was pretty sexy back in the 70s
Weird to trim your beard on stage.
Bella Emberg always did it for me
Not to mention Rita Webb
Jesus, is that Benny Hill? Look at the state of it.
I fancy all the womens.
Quote: Ben @ December 15 2012, 6:12 PM GMTI fancy all the womens.
You must be exhausted all the time. 
No, not really, as they don't fancies me.
I bet your beating them off with a stick
If not, try beating them with a stick
I prefer, these days, to just have a glass of Johnnie Walker and beat off.
Quote: Ben @ December 15 2012, 9:16 PM GMTI prefer, these days, to just have a glass of Johnnie Walker and beat off.
At the same time ?
Doesn't it get a bit messy?
The Johnnie Walker helps numb the neverending pain that is masturbation atop an omnibus.
Which one?
I had a good drunken wanking session the other day
Woke up in a puddle of booze and spunk
Then I was asked to leave the pub...
Etc etc