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Who do you fancy? Page 893

I clicked on the Lady Gaga no make up pic thinking I'd see Bernard Manning, she just looked like a normal girl with no make up on. In fact, she looked better then a lot of women I've known without make up. Plus she's got a fit bod, would probably blow your mind sexually and has squillions of dollars in the bank. So you turn it down if you want, you squares, I'd snap it up and never have to worry about money, sex or telephone shaped hats for the rest of my life.

If you wanted to persecute women with the no make up rule, then I remember seeing a picture of Joanna Lumley without any and it wanted to make me hurl. Do I now think very unkindly of Joanna Lumley? No, not at all.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 11 2012, 4:32 PM GMT

Yeah when I saw that 2nd Gaga photo
I ad nauseum as well

Oh, Freve Lovey

Never watched Hollyoaks or Game of Thrones, but Roxanne McKee is a bona fide cutie pie -

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She was awesome in Game of Thrones :)

Jessica Pare.

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Roxanne McKee could suck me sideways. Yes, zooo, I just reduced her to a suckhole.

She was also in that awful 'Lip Service' show playing Christine Bleakley as a secret lesbian. She is quite pretty, but there's something a little dirty about her!

One of the old 'friends' who has come back into my orbit actually got off with Katie Bell! B''tard!

Lady Gaga is fine by me and I expect she would turn me down.

She thought you wanted to Poker face

Yummy.

Poker back doors in more like

Quote: Ben @ December 11 2012, 11:04 PM GMT

Lady Gaga is fine by me and I expect she would turn me down.

Huh, as if.

Not many women can make a meat suit work.

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2012, 11:26 PM GMT

Not many women can make a meat suit work.

*runs quickly to the toilet to vomit*

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