Ah right. Well, she's still gorgeous. And not some kind of stick-insect freak, which is great. 
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I'm not saying I wouldn't. I'm just saying I preferred hour-glass Nigella to the pint-glass version.
Ha!
Is anyone still there? Have you left me all alone and gone to bed? 
Hello, Aaron.
Blimey, even Aaron's gone to bed.
If everyone's gone to bed, I wonder what I can get up to on here on my own.
*concocts evil plan*
*readies taser*
Hi, I'm here and I'm not dead! Always a bonus
Jude!!!
I've no idea who you are!
Woo hoo! \o/
Hi Graham and Aaron, neither have I
My friends call me Bandage.
Probably best that you don't know Graham. He's some kind of demon.
Ooo! A demon!
A Bandage demon
Mwhahaha, his story is unraveling!
(Sorry.)
