British Comedy Guide

Who do you fancy? Page 836

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Lol, I'm watching her now too. I want her to cook for me please.

Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 8:42 PM BST
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There's a subliminal message in there somewhere.

What's up with Ken's ear?

She just chopped it off.

It needed a massage from a mental.

I thought that was a Police song?

Lauren Cohan. Top Jewess.

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Jason Schwartzman- shortarses (apart from Tom Cruise) FTW.

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Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 8:42 PM BST
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This is obviously reminiscent to the scene cut from the original Spartacus, where Laurence Olivier asks Tony Curtis if he prefers 'prawns or oysters'.

This chinky bint is playing the bisexual card, challenging you with a similarly themed, but far less subtle 'chopper or fish' analogy.

Wait, just thought of something really racist - Does she host a Gookery show? Yep, that should make Kenneth fume with anger. Job done.

Is it just me, or..?

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Ha. Apparently some people think she looks like Katie Price. I suppose I can kind of see it in that pic...

But what kind of recipe uses elephant tusk?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 15 2012, 11:16 PM BST

Is it just me, or..?

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It's just you.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 14 2012, 11:49 AM BST

Wait, just thought of something really racist -

I think the earlier use of the word 'chinky' covered that.

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