British Comedy Guide

Who do you fancy? Page 822

Quote: sootyj @ June 10 2012, 11:21 PM BST

Dude confess you just wanna fly around and f**k Wendy.

Wendy wants to f**k peter, Peter just wants to fight pirates.

So Harridan hows that slash fiction novels of your's going?

Peter Wang and the Lust Boys?

Quote: Harridan @ June 10 2012, 11:22 PM BST

Wendy wants to f**k peter, Peter just wants to f**k pirates. In the end the Alligator eats them all, after f**king them first.

Will there be illustrations?

(Sootyj hopes he is either to bizarre or childlike to ever truly offend).

Quote: sootyj @ June 10 2012, 11:21 PM BST

Dude confess you just wanna fly around and f**k Wendy.

Ah, so that's what they mean when they say 'take a flying f**k'.

Besides, I always fancied Tinkerbell in the Disney cartoon version, that bitch had it going on.

Quote: sootyj @ June 10 2012, 11:25 PM BST

So Harridan hows that slash fiction novels of your's going?

Peter Wang and the Lust Boys?

Will there be illustrations?

(Sootyj hopes he is either to bizarre or childlike to ever truly offend).

It's in the original. Tink and Wendy overtly want to f**k Peter but he's too childlike to understand grown-up emotions.

I always had a lot of sympathy for Captain Hook.

Especially if he's in this Novel & decides to have a W**nk

Quote: Tursiops @ June 10 2012, 11:37 PM BST

I always had a lot of sympathy for Captain Hook.

:D :D :D

Quote: Tursiops @ June 10 2012, 11:37 PM BST

I always had a lot of sympathy for Captain Hook.

Tursiops is off to guantanomo

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 10 2012, 11:15 PM BST

Half the reason I post the things I do is because I know it will irritate the right on, liberal, feminist, thought police.

Yeah! Who are these Thought Police who demand so-called 'facts' instead of your crypto-fascist conjecture?

I discovered recently that that fit bird what used to play the snooker is on Facebook - she does pool now.

http://www.facebook.com/AFathlete Allison Fisher.

Quote: William Purry @ June 15 2012, 2:45 PM BST

I discovered recently that that fit bird what used to play the snooker is on Facebook - she does pool now.

http://www.facebook.com/AFathlete Allison Fisher.

I wonder if she chalks her own tips?

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There was that woman who played darts too. A Russian lady called Anastasia

She used the sexual discrimination thingy to allow her to play in the mens tournaments.

I remember she won a few matches too but I have not seen her for a while now.

She was a bonny lass

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Snooker referee Michaela Tabb isn't bad.

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There's something quite sexy about a woman in gloves. :$

Give over, gloves my arse, it's the bangers that does it ;)

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Wimbledon is back.

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