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Who do you fancy? Page 744

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 26 2012, 2:42 PM GMT

I doubt it, otherwise they'd have photoshopped her tits as well.

She must have a broken neck then.

I hate Fern Cotton more than I hate Nazis.

Quote: Lee @ January 26 2012, 4:35 PM GMT

I hate Fern Cotton more than I hate Nazis.

I'm not her biggest fan either, but just like Alex Jones, I'd grudge f**k the bitch just for the hell of it.

Fearne*

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 26 2012, 4:44 PM GMT

I'm not her biggest fan either, but just like Alex Jones, I'd grudge f**k the bitch just for the hell of it.

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I must be missing something.

Quote: Lee @ January 26 2012, 4:35 PM GMT

I hate Fern Cotton more than I hate Nazis.

:( I love Fearne.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 26 2012, 4:44 PM GMT

I'm not her biggest fan either, but just like Alex Jones, I'd grudge f**k the bitch just for the hell of it.

Alex Jones! I'd sooner castrate myself with a house brick.

Ok lads, let's see if this lowers the tone...
Fearne Cotton, Karen Gillan, Alex Jones. Shag, Marry, Kill?

Quote: Elliott Gill @ January 26 2012, 10:42 PM GMT

:( I love Fearne.

Just curious Elliot, what is it about Fearne that you love?

Fearne Cotton is seriously cute

Just make sure she's on mute

RE: Karen Gillan

Quote: TopBanana @ January 26 2012, 1:42 PM GMT

Beginning to???? What's been holding you back?! She's totes hot!
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TOO good looking.

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I actually wrote to my doctor about it. I wrote...
"Dear Doctor. Your new assistant (the one with the red hair) gives me the f**king horn and I would like to know what you as the last remaining time lord plans to do about it."
I figured that as he's got that time travelling phone box, he'd be able to turn up a few hours before I wrote the letter with a kiss-o-gram in a police uniform, maybe a sonic screwdriver and f**king sort me out. What happened? He turned up with a fez, a metal dog and Catharine Tate. I said "Do you call this f**king health care?"

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 26 2012, 10:47 PM GMT

Just curious Elliot, what is it about Fearne that you love?

Not sure. She has a lovely smile. I think she looks cute. Lovey

Fearne's very pretty, come on.
I can see why some men wouldn't fancy her, but I can also see why many would.

I think Fearne Cotton is really hot in a cute way.

Not in a temperature way though?

Quote: zooo @ January 26 2012, 11:05 PM GMT

Fearne's very pretty, come on.
I can see why some men wouldn't fancy her, but I can also see why many would.

Hey, so can I, that's why I'd grudge f**k her.

But actually 'loving' her? Or worse, having to hear her speak? No way Jose.

;) Fearn will not give you even a 'grudge f**k' whatever that means, can you explain what 'defines' said f**k?

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