Who do you fancy? Page 604

Quote: TopBanana @ May 29 2011, 9:25 PM BST

My friends tell me that if you go looking for naughty pictures and type in 'MILF' you get women aged around 30-35. My friends tell me that you need to put 'mature' into the search engine if you want proper MILFs.

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Well porn is demented, we all know that.
A place where a 35 year old in pigtails can be referred to as a 'schoolgirl'. (Of course a real schoolgirl would be a tad dodgy, but you get my point...)

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 29 2011, 9:27 PM BST

But it's true.

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Nil : also demented.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 29 2011, 9:26 PM BST

He's not Magneto is he?

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Oops, looks like I got that wrong. He's playing Sebastian Shaw. I'll be perving after him irrespective.

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2011, 9:29 PM BST

Well porn is demented, we all know that.
A place where a 35 year old in pigtails can be referred to as a 'schoolgirl'. (Of course a real schoolgirl would be a tad dodgy, but you get my point...)

Nil : also demented.

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Quote: AngieBaby @ May 29 2011, 9:29 PM BST

Oops, looks like I got that wrong. He's playing Sebastian Shaw. I'll be perving after him irrespective.

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TopBanana likes the thought of zooo looking at porn.

As ever, my definition was best. Women past their first flush of youth.

I've now made it look like I watch schoolgirl porn.

Pervert.

The first flush normally depicts the end of youth.

Quote: TopBanana @ May 29 2011, 9:30 PM BST

TopBanana likes the thought of zooo looking at porn.

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You're way ahead in the New Frostyboy stakes.

*Must research Frostyboy*

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 29 2011, 9:32 PM BST

The first flush normally depicts the end of youth.

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It's when the skin loses that youthful sheen. Then you're into milfdom.

E.g:

Colleen Rooney is a mother, yet she is not a MILF.

Kate Humble is not a mother, yet is most definitely a MILF.

Weird, but true.

Quote: chipolata @ May 29 2011, 9:36 PM BST

It's when the skin loses that youthful sheen. Then you're into milfdom.

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I've alway been told 'It's good for your skin', so I've still got a sheen, which may explain why I haven't had children.

Quote: TopBanana @ May 29 2011, 9:38 PM BST

E.g:

Colleen Rooney is a mother, yet she is not a MILF.

Kate Humble is not a mother, yet is most definitely a MILF.

Weird, but true.

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That's rubbish. They've had to have gone through natural child birth.

Humble is hotter than Colleen.

I can't believe we're having this discussion.

From the Funny Pictures thread.