Are you a member of the castrati, Gavin?
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Quote: TopBanana @ May 27 2011, 7:05 PM BSTAre you a member of the castrati, Gavin?
I don't know what that is, so I'll assume it's an insult. So I'll retaliate by suggesting your mother works in a brothel.
The castrati was some singing blokes who has their bowlocks removed- hence no sexual interest. I think. I may have confused myself. 
Quote: Gavin @ May 27 2011, 7:06 PM BSTI don't know what that is, so I'll assume it's an insult. So I'll retaliate by suggesting your mother works in a brothel.
No, but if he keeps speculating on the Duchess of Cambridge, he may well be rendered castrati.
Quote: TopBanana @ May 27 2011, 7:07 PM BSTThe castrati was some singing blokes who has their bowlocks removed- hence no sexual interest. I think. I may have confused myself.
I see.
I can assure you my junk is in perfect working order lol!
Quote: TopBanana @ May 27 2011, 7:07 PM BSTThe castrati was some singing blokes who has their bowlocks removed- hence no sexual interest. I think. I may have confused myself.
It's ok TB a man should have a hobby.
I've been watching the Benny Hill Shows on DVD's lately and there's a blond called Diana Darvey
PHHHWOOAAARRRRRRR
stunner
The actress Natalie Zea. Milfalicous.
Surely women have to be over 40 to be milfs?
Unless you are 10.
Quote: zooo @ May 29 2011, 5:44 PM BSTSurely women have to be over 40 to be milfs?
Unless you are 10.
No, MILF's are anyone passed that first flush of youth. Nat's 36.
I really don't think a Milf can be in her 30s.
A 12 year old boy could call her a Milf maybe, as his mum and his peers' mums would be of her generation.
But not someone more or less her own flipping age, like you!
Quote: zooo @ May 29 2011, 5:54 PM BSTI really don't think a Milf can be in her 30s. A 12 year old boy could call her a Milf maybe, as his mum and his peers' mums would be of her generation. But not someone more or less her own flipping age, like you!
Are you crazy? Women in their forties are Gilfs!
Ha. Maybe on your council estate. 
MILF needs to be AT LEAST 40. GILF is 60 and over.