Quote: Will Cam @ January 2 2011, 11:57 PM GMT
Get back to your mint imperials granddad
Suck, suck suck . . .
Who do you fancy? Page 581
The woman I just saw in a burqa with big gorgeous brown eyes. She was like a sexy postbox.
It was probably a man in disguise.
YOU GAYER.
Quote: zooo @ January 5 2011, 2:10 PM GMTIt was probably a man in disguise. YOU GAYER.
*shakes head sadly at zooo's rampant Islamaphobia*
Ellie today fancies Zooo.
I'm coming to get you Zooo.
*hides*
Nat! Distract her with your womanly ways!
*wiggles*
*Catches both Nat and Zooo for Ellie loving*
Sorry Zooo, I tried to distract her- you're just too damned sexy.
I also have exceptionally long arms!
WE REALLY MUST GET ELLIE A NEW BOYFRIEND.
Quote: zooo @ January 5 2011, 2:25 PM GMTWE REALLY MUST GET ELLIE A NEW BOYFRIEND.
Impossible. No one wants me. I had to pretend I was okay with not having sex three times a day with the ex and I'm not having that anymore.
Oh Ellie, you're right, how could any man every want THAT? 
Three times a day? I'm worn out just thinking about it!
You'll get a whole new swathe of men now you're a brunette. Just wait for that to kick in!