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Who do you fancy? Page 550

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 3 2010, 5:40 PM BST

Ellen Degeneres' wife???

Yeah!

She tends to have these scary skinny phases.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 3 2010, 5:49 PM BST

She tends to have these scary skinny phases.

She can out-Calistia Flockhart Calistia Flockhart at times.

Everyone in Ally McBeal was quite odd looking.

But in a nice way.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 3 2010, 5:49 PM BST

She tends to have these scary skinny phases.

But when she's hot, she's HOT!

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2010, 6:52 PM BST

But when she's hot, she's HOT!

She's recently had a regular part in a just cancelled sitcom called Better Off Ted; look it up if you need a fresh fix!

When I need a fresh fix, I just refer myself to that photo of you flexing your biceps, Matt.

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2010, 6:54 PM BST

When I need a fresh fix, I just refer myself to that photo of you flexing your biceps, Matt.

I recall posing for that, the moment I flexed my shirt exploded and I had to spend the rest of the night topless.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 3 2010, 6:56 PM BST

I recall posing for that, the moment I flexed my shirt exploded and I had to spend the rest of the night topless.

I had to spend the rest of the night hiding a boner.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 3 2010, 6:53 PM BST

She's recently had a regular part in a just cancelled sitcom called Better Off Ted; look it up if you need a fresh fix!

Absolutely criminal.

James' perfect women:

Victoria Coren
Konnie Huq
Kelly MacDonald
Lauren Laverne
Holly Walsh

Am I right?

About your own perfect women? I should think so...

In today's paper they had pictures of Dutch footballer Wesley Schneider's wife calling her - and I think this was supposed to be complimentary - a cross between Victoria Beckham, Jordan and Cheryl Cole.

WTF?

She's gorgeous! I would touch any one of those plastic barbies with Aarons!

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You may have a point there Chappers Ode Pal !

;)

Jordan, fair enough - that's an insult to anyone. But what's different about her to the other two? Especially Cole.

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