Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 9 2010, 1:17 PM GMTThe ladyfriend? Exweeeze me? I think I may have missed a meeting!
It's just your basis casual 'holding' relationship between two people who both think they can do better. She especially thinks this now I've had an unauthorised Number 2.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 9 2010, 1:37 PM GMTIsn't that a 'ladyboyfriend'?
No that's Hilary Swank.
Is it a number 2 all over?
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 2:28 PM GMTIt's just your basis casual 'holding' relationship between two people who both think they can do better. She especially thinks this now I've had an unauthorised Number 2.
In her bed??????
Quote: Marc P @ March 9 2010, 2:37 PM GMTIn her bed??????
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 9:25 AM GMT
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 9:25 AM GMT
a) When did you start having a "ladyfriend" and
b) MARRIED?!
He's had a "ladyfriend" for a while now. Even I knew that!
I obviously don't want to notice the things I don't want to believe. I'm not going to deny I'm not upset.
Come here, you big bosomed tit! It's nothing special! It's just an on-off thing that's been slightly more on recently. But neither of us are that into it.
Well in that case, I think you really should have made sure she could make sausage sandwiches first.
Sounds dead romantic Chip. 
Quote: zooo @ March 9 2010, 6:27 PM GMTWell in that case, I think you really should have made sure she could make sausage sandwiches first.
I've always fancied going out with a sexy Muslim girl. That way making me a sausage sandwich would be a true act of love.
She'd probably sneak in some of those vegan sausages.
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 6:17 PM GMT
