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Who do you fancy? Page 534

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2010, 1:32 PM GMT

Yes I do, a very sexy English gal with a twist of exoticism about her, there is a complete lack of BS about her which I find charming and she is a natural.

Plus she's been out with Pete Doherty, so standards aren't an issue.

Quote: chipolata @ March 6 2010, 1:35 PM GMT

Plus she's been out with Pete Doherty, so standards aren't an issue.

I once did a quiz thing where he came out - based on interests, star-sign, etc - as my perfect partner. :O

That's a sign to kill yourself, kill yourself now.

Aw, I think he'd be fun and very sweet.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2010, 1:04 PM GMT

I've rekindled my lust for Kate Moss.

Got really confused with this thread until I realised I'd confused Kate Moss with Kate Bush.

I was about to express my shock that she had been out with Pete Doherty...

:$

As for who I fancy, bit of an odd one probably, but Charlie Brooker. Oh the things I'd do. Degrading things. Truly disgusting.

Yes?...more details please.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2010, 8:31 PM GMT

Yes?...more details please.

It'll cost ya!

Sorry, did I say it would cost you? I mean it would cost me; my dignity.

(I'm clinging onto what scraps I have left and I'm not letting go!)

Well tell me anyway and I promise to keep it to myself. Charlie Brooker eh? I've heard of some odd fetishes in my time but blimey.

He's hardly some freak of nature!
Perfectly normal to fancy him, I'd say.

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 8:46 PM GMT

He's hardly some freak of nature!
Perfectly normal to fancy him, I'd say.

This is correct.

Men have never been able to fathom women's tastes in men. Blokes cannot see what is sexy, alluring or whatever about any but the obviously so, like Pitt, Beckham etc.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2010, 9:03 PM GMT

Pitt, Beckham etc.

Not attractive.

Not to me anyway. Don't think there's enough consensus on what's attractive for either men or women to ever fathom it!

My list is Charlie Brooker, Ross Noble, Stewart Lee and Richard Herring. Most people (who know who he is) fancy Stewart Lee but the others are a bit of a minority taste. (Obviously there's a pattern in my fancies though...)

Not to me either with the above.

They're all minor comedians struggling to make it big on TV, where it matters?

Stewart Lee was properly pretty in the '90s. And Herring was too when he was young.

They are both still attractive obviously.
Just want you youngn's to be aware of these factoids.
:)

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