Quote: Chappers @ January 16 2010, 12:55 AM GMTSooty told me about his Gilfs.
Yeah, but he was talking about aliens from Red Dwarf probably.
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Sandy Toxvig - I hear if you take her to the edge of a cliff, she's pushes back harder...
Or is that goats?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 16 2010, 12:53 AM GMTOh great, I've now got a vision of Chappers and Oldrocker going hammer and tongs at their celebrity Milf orgy.
All that wrinkled, dry, leathery skin being rubbed together - it's a fire hazard, I tells ya, a fire hazard.
Hey Renee !
Give Nigella a ring and come and join the fun !
Tell her to make sure she brings her meringues !
I'm still obsessed with Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers
Holly Willoughby.
I suspect Holly Willoughbooby to be a witch, for she does not appear to age.
She annoys me more than Susan Boil
How is that possible?
Quote: Aaron @ January 18 2010, 1:38 PM GMTI suspect Holly Willoughbooby to be a witch, for she does not appear to age.
I never watch any of her shows, so I can't keep track of her face, neck, hands and other things you use to gauge the age of a lady.
I don't know, she just does my noggin in whenever she comes on TV. Susan 'Boil' Boyle looks and sings like she's had an angry cat shoved up her arse, but she still annoys me less
I quite like Holly. She used to annoyyyyyyyyyyyy me.
But to be honest she is on telly, you can't really tell if someone's aging unless you see them au naturel (not naked) in the street or some such like. (besides she's only about 30 I think) 
Same as Philip Schofield, apart from the hair colour, he still looks pretty young, if you saw him in real life he might look a right shocker.
I think Holly Willoughby is gorgeous.
I'd prefer a photo of Nick Jonas doing the same pose, but each to their own
I like Holly, she's nice to look at but she has the personality and intelligence of a young Fearne Cotton.
Although I think she's a all-round good looker her best feature has to be her heaving bosom 