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Who do you fancy? Page 501

Quote: Marc P @ December 22 2009, 2:23 PM GMT

:O

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Yep, that's a welsh woman all right. I retract my racist sexist accusation.

There's a welcome in the Valleys.

Quote: Marc P @ December 22 2009, 2:32 PM GMT

There's a welcome in the Valleys.

>_<

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 22 2009, 2:05 PM GMT

What is a 'slag'?

It's something jealous girls call each other, isn't it?

Quote: David Bussell @ December 22 2009, 3:04 PM GMT

It's something jealous girls call each other, isn't it?

Slag is a partially vitreous by-product of smelting ore to separating the metal fraction from the worthless fraction. It can be considered to be a mixture of metal oxides; however, slags can contain metal sulfides (see also matte) and metal atoms in the elemental form. While slags are generally used as a waste removal mechanism in metal smelting, they can also serve other purposes, such as assisting in smelt temperature control and minimizing re-oxidation of the final liquid metal product before casting.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 22 2009, 3:04 PM GMT

It's something jealous girls call each other, isn't it?

And men in Guy Ritchie films... e.g. "Shut it, Watson, you slaaaaag!"

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 3:08 PM GMT

And men in Guy Ritchie films... e.g. "Shut it, Watson, you slaaaaag!"

In fairness, Jude Law is a slag.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 12:10 PM GMT

aka Ashley Cole's occasional f**k-buddy.

Normally it's men.

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 12:16 PM GMT

Seriously? I can't deal with the accent.

And Cheryl's? And Kimberley's?!

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 12:16 PM GMT

Plus she's to skinny.

And Cheryl? And Kimberley?

Quote: David Bussell @ December 22 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

In fairness, Jude Law is a slag.

Jealous?
;)

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 12:32 PM GMT

Being the type of chap who goes for the "girl next door" look, I was watching the 'Blue Peter Special' celebrity edition of The Weakest Link t'other day and was charmed to see the lovely Konnie Hug... :)

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I'd love to be presented with a gold badge from her! (Whatever that means.) I became even more interested in this young lady when she appeared on an edition of Charlie Brooker's Newswipe, the one where she watched a line of men urinate, in a spoof of "crusading" TV reality programming.

There is something very game and sexy about an attractive young woman watching a group of blokes pissing in a field, don't you agree?

The only downside to this young lady was, whilst searching for the above photo, to discover she has been possibly contaminated by the mincing filthster... :(

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Booo!!! Angry

However, then I was cheered to see her posing with a nobody (i.e. fan), whom I imagined her have a bit of cheeky ginger lesbo fun with...

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Yay! :)

There's far more wrong with you than I had ever imagined.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 22 2009, 1:07 PM GMT
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I bagsy the black one.

Which would that be?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 22 2009, 1:12 PM GMT

Who also used to be in S Club Juniors. *double helping of shame*

She is quite a regular on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, to be fair.

Quote: James Cotter @ December 22 2009, 1:12 PM GMT
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Mollie is my favourite Lovey

Looks like Dolly Dagger.

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2009, 3:41 PM GMT

Looks like Dolly Dagger.

Forty years ago. Unimpressed

Quote: katie coe @ December 22 2009, 1:27 PM GMT

Who are they they sound like a viking pub quiz team.

LOL.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 22 2009, 1:29 PM GMT

My favourite girl group of the 90s.

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Aw, the one on the right has my hair.

James fancies Dolly.
*sings*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 22 2009, 1:33 PM GMT

Who are The Nolans? Why....they're The Nolans. There need be no explanation.

There is no explanation for The Nolans. Sick

Quote: zooo @ December 22 2009, 3:31 PM GMT

Jealous?
;)

Shut up! Teary

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