Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:31 AM GMTI meant you may have objections to having some gay loving lmao
Well ... 
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I reckon I would be excellent at gay sex. I mean, I've a cock, they've got a cock... what on earth could possibly go wrong? None of this clitoris-locating malarkey. 
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:37 AM GMTWell ...
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 30 2009, 2:38 AM GMTI reckon I would be excellent at gay sex. I mean, I've a cock, they've got a cock... what on earth could possibly go wrong? None of this clitoris-locating malarkey.
Clitor what?
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:40 AM GMTClitor what?
It was invented in the 60s by Germaine Greer or something... 
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:41 AM GMT
... God I feel dirty.
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:41 AM GMT
... God I feel dirty.
In a violated way or in a covered in dirt type of way?
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:37 AM GMTWell ...
You ho! It's like I never happened 
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:50 AM GMTIn a violated way or in a covered in dirt type of way?
Dirt. Ew.
In a "can't believe I've used one of those sickening emoticons" way.
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 1:43 PM GMTDirt. Ew.
In a "can't believe I've used one of those sickening emoticons" way.
Here have a hug
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:43 PM GMT
I'm sure it's just the smileys that are making you puke and not that a boy has offered you a hug
Correct.
The hot young dark haired girl I just bumped into in the kitchen. "Sorry!" she said to me, even though she had nothing to apologise for. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2009, 12:32 PM GMTThe hot young dark haired girl I just bumped into in the kitchen. "Sorry!" she said to me, even though she had nothing to apologise for.
What's it like being you, Chip? Bit hectic? 