Who do you fancy? Page 455

Homophobe!

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 6 2009, 12:38 AM GMT

Any straight women on here who enjoy hardcore gay male pornography?

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I have a female mate who watches it. Bizarrely she's a lesbian. Personally I think she's just a greedy bitch.

I was sent a clip recently - two hermaphrodites having it away. At one point they were actually SIMULTANEOUSLY shagging each other. SIMULTANEOUSLY! I don't even know what that is. Gay? Straight? Gay/Straight? Gaight? Gate? Gately? Arrgh my head!

Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ November 6 2009, 12:34 AM GMT

Out of interest would you ever go out with a gay guy. Only,I tried chatting a girl up by telling a her that I was gay but would like to experiment with a girl, convicned that this would make them more attracted to me, but it didn't work and also the guys who were with me at the time told everyone at uni that I'd come out.

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Yeah, because there's a positive result that could have come out of that.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 6 2009, 12:46 AM GMT

I was sent a clip recently - two hermaphrodites having it away. At one point they were actually SIMULTANEOUSLY shagging each other. SIMULTANEOUSLY! I don't even know what that is. Gay? Straight? Gay/Straight? Gaight? Gate? Gately? Arrgh my head!

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In such situations, Lee, it's best just to get your wank over with, then work out all the logistical details later.

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 12:40 AM GMT

Ha, nope. I just like kissing, really.

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You didn't stop my and Aaron's Barrowman/Tennant Tardis adventures all those moons ago. Were you lying to us?

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 6 2009, 12:49 AM GMT

In such situations, Lee, it's best just to get your wank over with, then work out all the logistic details later.

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Quote: Moonstone @ November 6 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

You didn't stop my and Aaron's Barrowman/Tennant Tardis adventures all those moons ago. Were you lying to us?

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Heh! Well those were a special case.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 6 2009, 12:49 AM GMT

In such situations, Lee, it's best just to get your wank over with, then work out all the logistic details later.

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Thank you doctor. I feel so relieved!

Quote: zooo @ November 6 2009, 1:00 AM GMT

Heh! Well those were a special case.

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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 6 2009, 12:49 AM GMT

In such situations, Lee, it's best just to get your wank over with, then work out all the logistic details later.

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Always with the wanking, Walker. Always with the wanking.

WDYF: Women taking pictures. I saw one earlier and she was quite a turn on with her big chunky camera with a flash.

That's a bit peculiar even by your standards!

Quote: Aaron @ November 12 2009, 4:15 PM GMT

That's a bit peculiar even by your standards!

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It's a phallic symbol Aaron.

If his penis is the same shape as a camera with flash, he should see a doctor.