Nil's just reminded me,
Who do you fancy? Page 447
I fancy my wife. ULTRA-FANCY!!!
Quote: Leevil @ September 5 2009, 4:42 PM BSTNil's just reminded me,
That's the last time I send you naked pictures of myself, holding my sword. 
I fancy sniffing some new members' avatars! *puts on X-ray specs, fingerless gloves and training bra* 
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2009, 4:47 PM BSTThat's the last time I send you naked pictures of myself, holding my sword.
Ok, one more. But like a samurai's, once unsheathed it must draw blood before it's put away.
Ha ha ha ha...lol....Rofl and cringe!
Just stole this from DaButt -
Howzabout fully nude photos of Milla Jovovich? They seem to be causing quite a stir these days.
http://www.skindalous.com/?p=1807
I must admit that I am very, very partial to Milla and in my totally deluded fantasy world, I imagine that Milla and I are sharing a beautiful flat in Kensington together and we spend our days going to museums, art galleries and trendy coffee shops being all bohmeian and culture vulture-y.
Then in the evenings, it's time to dress up and head over to the Ambassador's residence for cognacs and ferrero roches apperatifs, maybe attend a film premiere or an art gallery launch to break up the routine. Before a quick carriage ride home along Hyde Park and then off to bed for some 'snuggle' time.
Of course, there will be blokes who look at the pictures and say 'fookin' hell, she ain't got no tits like' or 'she's too skinny, I like some meat on the bones' and to you I would say 'get over your oedipus complex, Mum doesn't want to shag you'.
Echo RC. I'd have to make her cut and dye her hair as in 5th Element though - yummy in that, she was.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:04 PM BSTI imagine that Milla and I are sharing a beautiful flat in Kensington together
Not Florida?
Well, if you want to delve deeper into my deluded fantasty world, Milla would be my European girlfriend for when I'm in London between May-September every year doing my sophisticated posh stuff.
For the rest of the year on the Florida Gulf Coast, I need a girl who's a bit more down to earth and outdoors-y. Perhaps Alyson Hannigan (Willow from Buffy), she strikes me as quite a good laugh and fairly uncomplicated. Failing that, I could swing by the tennis camps and pick up an Eastern European like Maria Sharapova or Ana Ivanovic.
Yes, I have it all planned out, so it's bound to happen. 
Much as I hate to link to the online Daily Mail, but it seems me and Paul Dacre are both dirty old men who should know better...
(Her and a few of her new friends are looking slightly pissed-off and concerned in the bottom photo. No doubt because of paps invading their privacy.)
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 12:21 PM BST(Her and a few of her new friends are looking slightly pissed-off and concerned in the bottom photo. No doubt because of papps invading their privacy.)
Those photos do seem a bit intrusive. It's one thing photographing people at red carpet events like film premiers, but not sure they should be doing it to someone at university... That said, those shorts are jolly short! 
Yes, it's finding that ethical balance between her rights to privacy and my rights of to see her in those shorts. It's a tough one, but I think common sense prevailed.
Ooh, uni in America. Lucky girl. She looks about 12 again in those pics.