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Torn lady seems to be extreeeemely pretty. But whenever they do close-ups on teenagers in Neighbours they always have loads of wrinkles, even by age 15.
Bad naughty ageing sun.

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2009, 1:46 PM BST

Torn lady seems to be extreeeemely pretty. But whenever they do close-ups on teenagers in Neighbours they always have loads of wrinkles, even by age 15.
Bad naughty ageing sun.

Do you have any wrinkles, zooo?

Quote: chipolata @ August 27 2009, 1:46 PM BST

I have to say, Canada does strike me as being one of the most beautiful countries in the world. With just the right type of climate for us Brits.

You'll love the wildlife:
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Do I sound Australian? :)

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2009, 1:46 PM BST

Torn lady seems to be extreeeemely pretty. But whenever they do close-ups on teenagers in Neighbours they always have loads of wrinkles, even by age 15.
Bad naughty ageing sun.

Apparently, New Zealand is even worse for sunlight. Super bright. They say something about it on the commentary to "Sleeping Dogs."

Aw, I shall have to inspect more closely the foreheads of Bret and Jermaine.

Re: Aussie Birds

You know that old song 'Why can't a woman be more like a man?', then that pretty much sums up most Austrailian chicks in my experience.

Pushy, arrogant, annoying, bossy, mercenary, ignorant, loud mouthed, hyper critical, unfeminine and usually covered in cancer moles. Let's not even discuss the annoying accent.

The only saving grace of the Antipodean Bush Pig is that they're usually quite sexually aggressive, normally initiating congress and will probably let you venture into 'the dunny box'.

Sounds good but who wants to be nagged immediately following coitus?

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2009, 1:46 PM BST

Torn lady seems to be extreeeemely pretty. But whenever they do close-ups on teenagers in Neighbours they always have loads of wrinkles, even by age 15.

It's the sun.

Which is why I'm very glad I live in England.

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2009, 2:32 PM BST

Which is why I'm very glad I live in England.

Damn you sun!!! *shakes fist angrily at sun*

But I wonder why the likes of Kylie, Dani, Nicole Kidman, etc all have such bad botox treatment?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 27 2009, 2:37 PM BST

But I wonder why the likes of Kylie, Dani, Nicole Kidman, etc all have such bad botox treatment?

Kidman looks okay. Sure, her face no longer moves anymore. But it's a nice face.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 27 2009, 2:37 PM BST

But I wonder why the likes of Kylie, Dani, Nicole Kidman, etc all have such bad botox treatment?

Drugs mess up your skin.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 27 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Re: Aussie Birds

You know that old song 'Why can't a woman be more like a man?', then that pretty much sums up most Austrailian chicks in my experience.

Pushy, arrogant, annoying, bossy, mercenary, ignorant, loud mouthed, hyper critical, unfeminine and usually covered in cancer moles. Let's not even discuss the annoying accent.

The only saving grace of the Antipodean Bush Pig is that they're usually quite sexually aggressive, normally initiating congress and will probably let you venture into 'the dunny box'.

Sounds good but who wants to be nagged immediately following coitus?

:)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 27 2009, 2:46 PM BST

Drugs mess up your skin.

What about Biactol?

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