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Who do you fancy? Page 420

Quote: EllieJP @ June 19 2009, 3:02 PM BST

At 14 he lost part of two fingers to an otter named Edal while working for the Scottish naturalist Gavin Maxwell.

Good ol' Wiki!

Anyone who's seen an otter crack a sea urchin, knows the rage that boils in an otter's heart. Look at them funny and they will go off on you.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 19 2009, 3:05 PM BST

Apparently there's been a movie based on the incident in the works for several years now. Michael Sheen was briefly attatched as Edal.

I heard about that. Ewan MCGregor was lined up for the scottish naturalist, but they were changing it to naturist to spice the film up.

Terry Nutkins was to be played by Johnny Depp.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 19 2009, 3:05 PM BST

Who thought Terry Nutkins and otters would be mentioned on a 'who do you fancy' thread?

Otter lust is quite widespread amongst gents of a certain age.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 19 2009, 3:07 PM BST

Otter lust is quite widespread amongst gents of a certain age.

So the Nutkins rumours are true? He's already lost fingers... He's a brave man.

The love that dare not speak its name.

Now I understand what Ring of Bright Water was really about.

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 19 2009, 3:11 PM BST

The love that dare not speak its name.

Well, no one likes to be called on Otter F**ker. Even Otter F**kers.

For all the otter-lovers out there.

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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 19 2009, 3:23 PM BST

For all the otter-lovers out there.

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Has anyone ever gone to an Indian restuarant and had a Tarka? It's like chicken tikka, only 'otter.

Aythangyu.

and the otter's wet.

Quote: Curt @ June 19 2009, 3:24 PM BST

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Curts an Otter F**ker!!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 19 2009, 3:23 PM BST

For all the otter-lovers out there.

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That'll get 'em out of the closet. Or at very least, the Ottoman.

The Otter-man.

Hum.

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That's my T-Shirt. I thought it was limited edition!

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