Quote: zooo @ May 16 2009, 3:46 PM BSTCourse not!
But why slag off everyone who does?
Got nothing better on for the next hour or so.
Who do you fancy? Page 399
Fair enough then.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 16 2009, 3:23 PM BSTLily Allen is attractive? Since when? I must have missed that memo.
I'm with Matt on this one. I just don't see the big deal unless you have a thing for yo-yo dieting alcoholics with bad skin, cellulite and fat arses.
To be fair to Lilly, I've seen her interviewed and think she has a smashing personality and musically, she's not the worse thing I've heard, but I'm not trading 1970s Daisy Duke for her, no way.
Besides, if you go out with her and do anything wrong whatsoever - then bam! You're the subject of her next song.
Puts on best Lily Allen cock-er-nee song voice:
Oh Matthew Stott
You thought you were so hot
But it was all in your head
And you shat the bed
And now I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean? 
Ha, fair enough about the rest. But she's hardly elephantine, is she.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 16 2009, 4:04 PM BSTI just don't see the big deal unless you have a thing for yo-yo dieting alcoholics with bad skin, cellulite and fat arses.
Mmmmm.
Quote: zooo @ May 16 2009, 4:13 PM BSTHa, fair enough about the rest. But she's hardly elephantine, is she.
Depends what picture you look at and which month it was taken. Besides, she's a 'chub' waiting to happen, soon as she squeezes out a puppy, you'll have your own singing bouncy castle stuffed full of Greggs pastry.
See, now that's mean. 
It is rather.
Of course you're a beautiful toned adonis yourself, right?
:/
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 16 2009, 4:19 PM BSTyour own singing bouncy castle stuffed full of Greggs pastry.
Mmmmm, Greggs... 
Don't see what's wrong with a woman being bouncy, as long as she loses the Greggs.
Quote: zooo @ May 16 2009, 4:21 PM BSTIt is rather.
Of course you're a beautiful toned adonis yourself, right?:/
Hey, I'm not the subject of this thread. If I was a famous pop star or actor with millions in the bank and loads of female posters declaring 'I fancy Renegade Carpark' then I'd be able to take a few jibes about my appearance.
I like Lily Allen - as a person but I don't find her sexually attractive. If I had a quid for everytime a woman said that to me, I'd have £47.50. 
Was the last one a midget?
Renegade. I could lend you if you're short.
Quote: zooo @ May 16 2009, 4:39 PM BSTWas the last one a midget?
No, she couldn't speak English, but still made it clear she liked me as a friend only.
Quote: Balf @ May 16 2009, 4:40 PM BSTRenegade. I could lend you if you're short.
Thanks Balf, you're a mate. If we ever go on a double date with Lily Allen and 1970s Daisy Duke, I'll pay for dinner.
And while you're paying the bill, I slip into a taxi with both of them.