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Who do you fancy? Page 398

I haven't noticed anything "posh" in her voice when I've heard her speak, but fair enough. :)

Quote: chipolata @ May 16 2009, 2:42 PM BST

You would want to slap her after a bit, though.

On the bottom.

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Honey.

Yeah, there is something about Lily Allen. Kind of a posh chav. Plus her dad's a Fulham fan.

Lily Allen is attractive? Since when? I must have missed that memo.

I think she's very pretty.

But not posh. :)

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2009, 3:26 PM BST

I think she's very pretty.

Yes, but you're a girl; I've often found that girls try to convince you that a clearly unnatractive female is pretty.

Hmmm. Okay. (How is she unnattractive though? Crazy talk!)

But why are all the boys on the thread trying to convince you she's pretty too?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 16 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Yes, but you're a girl; I've often found that girls try to convince you that a clearly unnatractive female is pretty.

Especially when you're going out with one. :)

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2009, 3:31 PM BST

But why are all the boys on the thread trying to convince you she's pretty too?

Because they're desperate? Blind? Able to achieve a semi just looking at a table leg?

:)
So your girlfriend must be pretty awesomely hot then.
Got any pics?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 16 2009, 3:36 PM BST

Because they're desperate? Blind? Able to achieve a semi just looking at a table leg?

Mmmm. Tables... Queen Anne for a bit of posh and if I fancy something chunky for a change I fantasise about snooker tables.

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2009, 3:37 PM BST

:)
So your girlfriend must be pretty awesomely hot then.
Got any pics?

Well, better looking to these eyes than Lily Allen; I don't think there's anything wrong with thinking that! I don't have to find Lily attractive!

She seems like she'd be fun. And when I say fun, I mean Chipolata's kind of fun. Even her boobs scream fun.

Quote: Balf @ May 16 2009, 3:41 PM BST

She seems like she'd be fun. And when I say fun, I mean Chipolata's kind of fun. Even her boobs scream fun.

Most boobs scream that. The volume is linked strongly to size. :)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 16 2009, 3:39 PM BST

Well, better looking to these eyes than Lily Allen; I don't think there's anything wrong with thinking that! I don't have to find Lily attractive!

Course not!
But why slag off everyone who does?
:)

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