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Who do you fancy? Page 385

sawyer

Quote: chipolata @ April 3 2009, 3:36 PM BST

Although I don't like the sun

Thought you liked page three...

Quote: chipolata @ April 3 2009, 3:36 PM BST

shirt skirts

Ah yes... those shirt skirts. ;) Eh?

Quote: Tuumble @ March 8 2008, 11:05 PM BST

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I just came across her while perusing this thread. Very nice. :)

Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2009, 1:22 PM BST

I just came across her while perusing this thread. Very nice. :)

Not biting...

Anyone seen the ad for those Mikado biccies? She is sex on a plate! And thinking of adverts, Dove girls.

Quote: hotzappa11 @ January 27 2008, 11:48 PM BST

If you mention Elisha you should mention this pic:

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This thread's a goldmine of stuff I never noticed first time round. :$

Quote: chipolata @ April 28 2009, 5:33 PM BST

This thread's a goldmine of stuff I never noticed first time round. :$

I got a super Hot ELisha pic the girl is an actual walking wet dream.

Quote: hotzappa11 @ January 27 2008, 11:48 PM BST

If you mention Elisha you should mention this pic:

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Good God. I need to lie down.

In the dark.... Whistling nnocently

Careful, you'll get it all up your chest.

Quote: Balf @ April 28 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Anyone seen the ad for those Mikado biccies? She is sex on a plate! And thinking of adverts, Dove girls.

Do you mean the Japanese office girl that accidentally photocopies her crotch? Yeah, that's a cool advert, though I'm not sure what message they want to convey. Eating Mikado is as embarrassing as your boss seeing your cameltoe? Our biscuits taste like Oriental minge? Japs are pervs?

For me, there has always been a holy trinity of advertising chick-a-dees - Special K swimsuit nymphs, Veet fanny defoliators and the Piz Buin spray tan vixens. I particularly like the name Piz Buin as it makes the spoonerism, Bin Poozin.

The Dove Girls? Do you mean the fat middle aged dinner ladies, sorry I mean well preserved, curvy Milfs, they used for their 'real beauty' campaign? Talk about the advertising copy writers just giving up - hey girls, we know some of you are mingers, here's a trout cream especially designed for you. It won't make you beautiful, but it might halt the ugly for a year or two.

Still, they are far more attractive then those Devil women who inhabit late night television adverts - Hot ladies want to talk to you now, text FLIRT to 08495 now. We promise they won't put you in a Whicker Man or cut off your penis and eat it.

I've a big thing for Bat For Lashes and her lovely nose

...it's probably a lot to do with how much I like her albums too (although I worship Exile in Guyville by Liz Phair and think she was hideous) cos I had the same thing for loadsa female musicians.

Oh pretty much everyone Serge Gainsbourg wrote a song for was at some time very attractive.

Watching Britains Got Talent on Sunday morning I remembered just how much I fancy Amanda Hudson. ;) ;) ;)

Oh and before you say anything, I was onyl watching it as my little sister was over and is obsessed with the show.

My girlfriend.
Even after 5 years I still think she's hot.

Quote: hey_nonny @ April 29 2009, 12:37 PM BST

My girlfriend.
Even after 5 years I still think she's hot.

Me too, I think hey_nonny's girlfriend is hot too. And that thing she does with her feet drives me wild. ;)

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