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Who do you fancy? Page 313

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:55 PM GMT

Is your hair black, Matt?

Or black, Gloss?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:59 PM GMT

Jimi Hendrix was a God and so beyond fancying. But Lenny Kravitz once gave me a wink...

I remember there used to be this Lenny Kravitz lookalike who used to hang round in bars in Nottingham on his own all the time. Very odd.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:59 PM GMT

Lenny Kravitz once gave me a wink...

I hope that's not a mis-spelling in there!!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 9 2008, 8:59 PM GMT

Or black, Gloss?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 8:59 PM GMT

Yeah except you do, Azza.

Mr 'my favourite Spice Girl was Scary Spice'.

Laughing out loud

It's fine to acknowledge that one's type usually falls within certain brackets though. ie, tall, blonde, short, white, fat, black, whatever.

Plenty of black guys mostly fancy black women for example, it's a bit of a shame, but there's nothing essentially wrong with it.

As long as you don't radically rule anyone out point blank.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 9 2008, 8:59 PM GMT

Or black, Gloss?

:D Took Ben laughing at that for me to actually get it! I is dumb.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 9 2008, 9:00 PM GMT

I hope that's not a mis-spelling in there!!

Oh, I hope it is.

Lenny Kravitz is teeny tiny! I touched him once... but not in his special place.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 9 2008, 9:00 PM GMT

I hope that's not a mis-spelling in there!!

Oh did I write 'wink'?

:D

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 9:02 PM GMT

Lenny Kravitz is teeny tiny! I touched him once... but not in his special place.

I think he wore heels.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 9:01 PM GMT

As long as you don't radically rule anyone out point blank.

You know, I'm not too crazy about those bloody Jews . . .

(Joke-JOKE!!!!)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 9:03 PM GMT

You know, I'm not too crazy about those bloody Jews . . .

(Joke-JOKE!!!!)

We know it's a joke because you fancy Nigella.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 9:04 PM GMT

We know it's a joke because you fancy Nigella.

She's a four course meal of a woman, with nibbles beforehand.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 9:02 PM GMT

Lenny Kravitz is teeny tiny! I touched him once... but not in his special place.

I helped him set up for a gig once while I was at college doing a music performance and production course.

He was a real wanker.

Or winker?

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