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If you have a fantasy girl she should be younger, I think.

Quote: WasMrApollo @ 26th October 2022, 9:11 PM

If you have a fantasy girl she should be younger, I think.

Younger than what?

I'm in with a chance now.

Quote: WasMrApollo @ 26th October 2022, 9:11 PM

If you have a fantasy girl she should be younger, I think.

Perv.

I might've said this before but Michaela Strachan. No - she's not young but she is so happy, smiley and enthusiastic.

Which is what I don't like about her.

I have vague memories of Noel Fielding in Boosh saying he licked a photo of her. Phwoar.

I once stood about 5 yards away from her

Hitman and Her

So....shit man and her.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 28th October 2022, 3:23 PM

Which is what I don't like about her.

I have vague memories of Noel Fielding in Boosh saying he licked a photo of her. Phwoar.

I don't remember that bit, but I know Gary from Men Behaving Badly kept a Michaela Strachan scrapbook!

Not sure if I fancy her or not but there's a couple of programmes on BBC4 about Cleo Laine. She was definitely very sexy.

(Is she still alive?)

Yes, but she's 95, which I suspect is a bit much even for you!

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th October 2022, 12:32 PM

I'm in with a chance now.

Perv.

You don't have to be that young to be younger than an old spice.

Today my choice would be Sade.She may be older then Mel but she is good looking and can sing.

Mel C is good looking and can sing too. Please don't attack my religion.

Quote: a plate @ 28th October 2022, 8:18 PM

I don't remember that bit, but I know Gary from Men Behaving Badly kept a Michaela Strachan scrapbook!

It's definitely in there somewhere because he says he ended up licking Terry Nutkins by mistake. I remember cos it made me laugh and reminded me of a bit of my stand-up involving Melanie C and Chris Evans, but I'll spare you the details.
I have a soft spot for Boosh. I also have a soft spot for Mel C, but that's old age.

Sydney Sweeney says she's the new Marilyn Monroe. Great love, I'll get the barbiturates ready.

A threesome with Victoria Coren Mitchell and Prof Alice Roberts.

Quote: fasty @ 17th May 2023, 6:21 PM

A threesome with Victoria Coren Mitchell and Prof Alice Roberts.

Your talking my sort of language 😎

Would you mind if I joined in?

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