Russell Tovey. With the additional benefit of holding onto his ears.
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A picture in my head I didn't want.
Haha!
And.....and.....and....Betty Stove.
The cookery expert?
Quote: beaky @ 13th September 2021, 3:51 PMThe cookery expert?
By the look of her, I'd say yes, that too. 
(She was planted by Mi5 actually - it was the only way Ginny Wade was ever going to win in '77 to celebrate the Queen's silvered jubilee and put a nail in the coffins of the revolutionary punk rockers, bless 'em both)
Rob Bell - the engineer (MEng) presenter on Channel 5. Yum yum yum.
Elizabeth Olsen has been granted unlimited-unrestricted-access to my genitals.
But not the rest of you?
Most are quite happy with meat and two veg.
Quote: beaky @ 14th September 2021, 12:19 PMBut not the rest of you?
I'm not a piece of meat! 
What's the beef?
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th September 2021, 9:39 AMWhat's the beef?
Do you vealy want to know.
I'd like a hamburger, please. - With relish? - Mmmmmm, I'ddd liiiiiikkke a haaaaaambbbuuurrgggeerrrrrr pleeeeeaaaassse.
I have just watched Melanie C's new video. She must be the only ex-girl-bander who can hold a complete video without a single gimmick. Note perfect (remember the e at the end of the first word). Now all she has to do is work up the courage to propose to me.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th September 2021, 3:55 PMI'd like a hamburger, please. - With relish? - Mmmmmm, I'ddd liiiiiikkke a haaaaaambbbuuurrgggeerrrrrr pleeeeeaaaassse.
And how old is that joke. 