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Alison Brie for me. So I tried to look for a "nice" photo but found this GIF instead, so...

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My first major crush impersonates my last major crush. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v6g5h

What was that scene about in French And Saunders where one of them has really big legs and is about 20 foot tall? I can picture the sketch but can't find it.

Charlize Theron

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Her make up in Monster is amazing. She looks like a different person.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 13th July 2018, 12:49 PM

amazing. She looks like a different person.

Non sequitur.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 12th July 2018, 7:42 PM

What was that scene about in French And Saunders where one of them has really big legs and is about 20 foot tall? I can picture the sketch but can't find it.

Not sure, but here's a cure for that unwanted boner. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8g8vl

:D Reminds me of this which has to be one of the funniest sketches from The Fast Show.

As for someone I fancy is Marina, who I thought is American but is actually Welsh. Ohhh!

What is it about men and tits? Were you deprived of breastfeeding?

Quote: Briosaid @ 13th July 2018, 10:33 PM

What is it about men and tits? Were you deprived of breastfeeding?

Where do you see tits as in a full knocker shot, no holds barred? I can honestly say I'm not looking at that and am more interested in the hair and teeth than cleavage. It reminds me of Nursie from Blackadder which is not a good place.

Teeth? You have to be joking! :D

:D It's a fair cop guv! (whatever that means)

I believe in the equality of the sexes but I can scientifically prove that women are superior physically. How? Because even gay men like playing with tits. Do straight guys like playing with cock?

Deanna Troi the Star Trek counsellor.

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If I worked on a starship and she was the shrink my service record would be blighted by repeated psychological issues that required extensive therapy and rehabilitation.

I admire their cheekbones.

There's something very attractive about cheekbones. Also neckbones and shoulder blades. Yummy.

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