Who do you fancy? Page 1,282
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 3rd March 2018, 10:44 PMOK, mostly for the cleavage frenzy.
"My face is up here" as pissed off ladies would say, and if you look at that face it is showing signs ; but as they say - you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.
Claudia Winkleman is always a good sport on the panel shows and not afraid to join in when it gets coarse. I like that about her and if anyone has her number or can pass on a message please tell her I'd like to buy her a cheese and ham pizza. If she wants pineapple instead or a can of pop she can f**k off because that's taking the piss.
Quote: Bill Poster @ 4th March 2018, 1:35 AMGabrielle Miller.
Girl on Trivago Adverts.
Agreed. There is something about her.
Quote: Chappers @ 5th March 2018, 9:21 PMAgreed. There is something about her.
I hate that advert, but then, I hate most adverts. Silly arses acting in most unnatural, usually simpering, ways.
I have such a crush on UK comedy-magicians right now. Barry and Stuart, and Pete Firman to be precise. I love magic, and they're just the best of all my worlds. Comedy + magic + horror movie type stuff. Oh and Zabrecky in the US. He's absolutely brilliant. I hope to get to see him someday in LA on a visit to see my brother. I'm not sure how a member of the public goes about getting an invite to the Magic Castle though. And I don't currently own fancy enough clothes to get in anyway. Stuart lives in LA now too, I think. Maybe I can see him!
Yeah, Paul Daniels. Guaranteed boner every time.
I fancy a lady at one of my jobs but she is not so enamoured of me!
Not unsurprisingly..
<sighs>
Quote: Frankie Mildly Perturbed @ 7th March 2018, 6:29 PMI fancy a lady at one of my jobs but she is not so enamoured of me!
Not unsurprisingly..
<sighs>
In my miniscule experience it's not a good idea to make it obvious to someone you like them or divulge it to anyone unless you know they like you as well. Otherwise, in my experience, it wreaks any chance. It seemed to work out at school though.
If she knows you like her but doesn't feel the same then blow her off man. Forget about it. You'll be happier when you know it's not happening and she's out of your mind. Just think C'est la vie and to help here are some lovable, denim-clad Irish gals to sing it to you. I like the one with the red hair and I know she's a twin but she looks a bit older and more like Courtney Cox than her sister.
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 4th March 2018, 8:25 PMI'd like to buy her a cheese and ham pizza.
I would not only take Melanie C to bed, first I would offer her a kebab and a can of Heineken, AND offer to pay for both of them. She's a tad richer than me, so she would probably offer anyway and then I would have money for a taxi home. Romance is not dead.
Who do you fancy - MM has posted again, I wonder who he's wanking over this time. 
MM porn
But it's brilliant as well
I didn't know Alan Davies could play the piano.
Thank you. I have a boner. It's awesome.
I know I've said this 5468085 times before, but I actually liked the Spice Girls because they were not too sexual. You got the initial impression they were, and obviously the tabloids were trying to sell them as 'the 5 stunnas' - so it must be true - but it's hard to imagine them doing stuff like Madonna's Erotica or Miley Shithouse's Wrecking Ball. Give me the fun and energy of Wannabe over the failed lingerie flick Headlines any day.
PS https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/170119/Spice-Girl-Mel-C-bans-Rihanna
I still have my boner though.
As it looks like you are going to be there for the rest of the afternoon, this might help.
