Hey, I've been at the birth of all three of mine.
Like an explosion in a flipping abattoir, every time. You can't tell me that's natural.
EDIT: Thanks, zooooey, your evil edit makes me look like a non sequiturial-spouting nitwit.
*Counts down from ten to one*
It's not. I ain't doing it.
Quote: zooo @ June 12 2008, 1:50 PM BSTDon't make Graham think about that, Leevil!
A boy in my science class wrote in my planner every year the day I was conceived. Thanks for that.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 1:52 PM BSTA boy in my science class wrote in my planner every year the day I was conceived. Thanks for that.
*strokes chin* err, what?
Exactly.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 12 2008, 1:52 PM BSTA boy in my science class wrote in my planner every year the day I was conceived. Thanks for that.
Legendary. 
I told him once that I was actually a week early, and it spoiled all his calculations.
HHahahahah, did he break down in tears?
He just looked at me, unimpressed, then kicked me under the desk.
To which I screamed very loudly "Stop touching my leg!" and he stopped, and left the room for about 10 minutes.
LOL.
He still tells me off now for having done that! Is a popular story now. 
Cheeky git. You should tell him off for talking about your parents doing the horizontal tango.
Haha I did, but he doesn't listen. He also beats me at Connect four all the time, and tells me off for slouching. >_<