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Women used to aspire to being world leaders, artists or medical researchers. According to Katy Perry's Californian Gurls, they should aspire to being molested by Snoop Doggy Dogg on a magical Island. Nice one, Katy!

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th December 2015, 10:51 AM GMT

Women used to aspire to being world leaders, artists or medical researchers. According to Katy Perry's Californian Gurls, they should aspire to being molested by Snoop Doggy Dogg on a magical Island. Nice one, Katy!

I did read on Popbitch once that allegedly a pop princess with a great love of Hansel and Gretel imagery used to accuse various costume fitters of 'inappropriate behaviour'. Apparently.

Inappropriate? That's like a whore complaining a client only wants to shag her.

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Careful, Mel C might hear you calling all pop singers whores...

Quote: zooo @ 19th December 2015, 12:09 PM GMT

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Careful, Mel C might hear you calling all pop singers whores...

Exactly. She'd be so incandescent with rage that it would melt her tracksuit.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th December 2015, 11:12 AM GMT

Inappropriate? That's like a whore complaining a client only wants to shag her.

Sometimes we just want to hug them and cry.

Quote: zooo @ 19th December 2015, 12:09 PM GMT

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Careful, Mel C might hear you calling all pop singers whores...

Good point zoo, dog's do have acute hearing. I wonder if Michael does ?

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 19th December 2015, 7:42 PM GMT

Good point zoo, dog's do have acute hearing. I wonder if Michael does ?

Hmm. That's not a particularly nice thing to say about a woman with a terrific singing voice and considerable athletic ability is it now?

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 19th December 2015, 8:07 PM GMT

Hmm. That's not a particularly nice thing to say about a woman with a terrific singing voice and considerable athletic ability is it now?

She sings ! Michael talks about Mel C with such affection I assumed she must be his pet. In that case I withdraw my rash comment. Are you sure she can sing ?

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 19th December 2015, 8:27 PM GMT

She sings ! Michael talks about Mel C with such affection I assumed she must be his pet. In that case I withdraw my rash comment. Are you sure she can sing ?

She can sing. I've been singing for the past few years and can confirm that the cadence, tone and range of Mel C's voice is excellent.

Mel C can sing and played Mary Magdalene in Jesus Christ Superstar.

(So yes she is a whore!)

God's the biggest slut of all. Getting people pregnant out of wedlock. Disgusting.

Quote: zooo @ 19th December 2015, 10:02 PM GMT

God's the biggest slut of all. Getting people pregnant out of wedlock. Disgusting.

What about The Angel Gabriel? He was an accessory to the whole thing.

I imagine him being very cute though, so he gets a pass.

Quote: zooo @ 19th December 2015, 10:02 PM GMT

God's the biggest slut of all. Getting people pregnant out of wedlock. Disgusting.

Laughing out loud

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