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Posh ain't aged too well. These days I'd rather f**k David.
People sometimes think that my Melanie C crush is a bizarre practical joke I never get bored of. Well nothing could be further from the truth. Apart from having a lovely face and a perfectly-honed body (I checked), she's managed 20 years in the biz without degenerating into vulgarity (Miley Cyrus), arrogance (Posh), excess (Winehouse) or grotesque cosmetic surgery (pretty much everyone). I'm so sick of how we live in this post-feminist world but every popstress has to have this three-month in moment where everyone goes, 'She's had a radical change of image' - meaning, 'She looks like a whore now.' Give me the subtle allure of Melanie any day. And the rest of her, every day. Mel's gorgeous and she doesn't have to fellate sledgehammers to prove it.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th May 2015, 6:12 PM BST

Posh ain't aged too well. These days I'd rather f**k David.
People sometimes think that my Melanie C crush is a bizarre practical joke I never get bored of. Well nothing could be further from the truth. Apart from having a lovely face and a perfectly-honed body (I checked), she's managed 20 years in the biz without degenerating into vulgarity (Miley Cyrus), arrogance (Posh), excess (Winehouse) or grotesque cosmetic surgery (pretty much everyone). I'm so sick of how we live in this post-feminist world but every popstress has to have this three-month in moment where everyone goes, 'She's had a radical change of image' - meaning, 'She looks like a whore now.' Give me the subtle allure of Melanie any day. And the rest of her, every day. Mel's gorgeous and she doesn't have to fellate sledgehammers to prove it.

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She was a real prossie though!

Quote: Chappers @ 15th May 2015, 5:07 PM BST

Probably. But what about that zombie at the top right?

I always Mel C was the best although Geri looks quite attractive now too.

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Geri got wed today too. I like Mel C's voice, plus she always comes across well on panel and talk shows.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 15th May 2015, 8:57 PM BST

I like Mel C's voice, plus she always comes across well on panel and talk shows.

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I come across her well too.
It's funny (not in that sense)... I'm not saying things were better when I was a kid - they were probably worse 'cos there was more hypocrisy - but there was at least an idea(l) that women should be respected. And if a girl sold herself on sex appeal and not much else (Page Three, Sam Fox, Madonna etc), then - a - she was an embarrassment to her sex, and - b - guys who got off on it were a bit pathetic... Now it seems the opposite. Every female celeb has to play it sluttish. I'm no hypocrite - I'd rather watch Cameron Diaz wash a car than Stephen Hawking discuss quantum physics - but honestly, it's too much. If you want a wank, don't buy a CD, log on to proper porn. Some years ago there was that Katy Perry single about how Californian girls are the best - best at what? Finding a cancer cure? Funding the third world? Freeing political prisoners? Incredible how similar MTV has become to The Playboy Channel.

They don't ALL do it.

Too many do though, I agree. But you can't just blame the women (not that you are). The industry, and the people who lap it up are all equally to blame. It's depressing.

Yeah, I know. There are exceptions, like Melanie C. (The fact that I want Melanie C to sit on my face and fart is the icing on the cake.) I just find it absurd.
When Miley Cyrus went down on a sledgehammer people said men were 'manipulating and exploiting' her. Presumably these are the same men who were paying her more per pubic millimetre than I'll earn in my entire life - or shelling out for her shitty DVDs 'cos Mummy and Daddy had blocked their Internet porn, the bastards. If Miley really does want to be respected, maybe she should spend more time honing her vocal / songwriting skills and less time sucking off household tools. Just a thought.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kq57f_G4NM

Michael you're making me think of this.....

Good sketch! Remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnF3CXE2doY...? No comment.

I have a thing about female drummers, one of the first being
Honey Lantree of The Honeycombs:- (Oh, Honey )

http://www.thehoneycombs.info/images/honeycarltondrums.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOg116b5veg

And now....................

Channel 5 ident - 18 year old Czech Veronika Lukesova:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrO7jdk9yKs

Oh dear, cold shower for me.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th May 2015, 6:22 PM BST

I have a thing about female drummers, one of the first being
Honey Lantree of The Honeycombs:- (Oh, Honey )

http://www.thehoneycombs.info/images/honeycarltondrums.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOg116b5veg

And now....................

Channel 5 ident - 18 year old Czech Veronika Lukesova:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrO7jdk9yKs

Oh dear, cold shower for me.

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Sexy drummers........Caroline Corr

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 29th May 2015, 11:22 PM BST

Sexy drummers........Caroline Corr

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Phew..........I don't know why I feel this way, for eg I find Evelyn Glennie hot - summat to do with percussion?

About 2 minutes in:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ffm2WYsatE

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 29th May 2015, 11:22 PM BST

Sexy drummers........Caroline Corr

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Corr blimey!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 30th May 2015, 7:15 AM BST

Phew..........I don't know why I feel this way, for eg I find Evelyn Glennie hot - summat to do with percussion?

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Herc., you might have been on your sabbatical when I last posted this:

Snake Charmer - Viola Smith Drums with Frances Carroll & Her Coquettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQOX-R2Mrrs

Quote: George Kaplan @ 30th May 2015, 1:26 PM BST

Herc., you might have been on your sabbatical when I last posted this:

Snake Charmer - Viola Smith Drums with Frances Carroll & Her Coquettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQOX-R2Mrrs

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WOW! And still alive - 103 years old this coming November.

Perhaps that's what it is for me - fit women.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 30th May 2015, 7:15 AM BST

Phew..........I don't know why I feel this way, for eg I find Evelyn Glennie hot - summat to do with percussion?

About 2 minutes in:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ffm2WYsatE

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Well she's very nice. A percussionist who is completely deaf, very impressive (which makes someone that bit more attractive). But I bet her neighbours never get any sleep.

You like drummers. Nothing wrong with having a thing that draws you to certain women (or men).

For me it's martial arts. Nothing I find sexier than a woman excellent kicking technique.
Cynthia Rothrock