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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th April 2015, 4:30 PM BST

What other parts of your body do you measure and compare?

Frown marks, whether others are just on pints rather than yards of ale, occasionally toe nails.

Nicola Sturgeon - hot or what?

Or not?

If I knew who she was I might comment - sounds a bit fishy to me.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th April 2015, 4:38 PM BST

If I knew who she was ...

:O Omigod! I don't believe it!

Quote: A Horseradish @ 8th April 2015, 4:35 PM BST

Nicola Sturgeon - hot or what?

Definitely 'what'.

Quote: keewik @ 8th April 2015, 5:14 PM BST

:O Omigod! I don't believe it!

From your reaction I presume it is a Scottish politician, but you see I have absolutely zero interest in anything to do with politics - this election is a complete and utter anathema to me.
They are all a load of self serving, money grabbing wankers.

I am not sure that is strictly true.

Quote: Marc P @ 8th April 2015, 9:42 PM BST

I am not sure that is strictly true.

But marks should be awarded for the correct use of anathema.

How refreshing not to see an "an" stuck in front of it.

Actually, I take that back. He's got an "a" in front of "complete".

That's not right at all, is it, but I suppose it was inevitable. :)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th April 2015, 4:38 PM BST

If I knew who she was I might comment - sounds a bit fishy to me.

And she replaced Alex Salmon(d).

Quote: Chappers @ 8th April 2015, 10:06 PM BST

And she replaced Alex Salmon(d).

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Quote: Aaron @ 8th April 2015, 6:00 PM BST

Definitely 'what'.

Oh dear - and posted just at the start of the six o'clock news too. :(

( :) )

Quote: A Horseradish @ 8th April 2015, 9:59 PM BST

But marks should be awarded for the correct use of anathema.

How refreshing not to see an "an" stuck in front of it.

Actually, I take that back. He's got an "a" in front of "complete".

That's not right at all, is it, but I suppose it was inevitable. :)

Ay? I dispute the "a" criticism and for a f**k's sake I left an school 'cos of all that - you a teacher or summat?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th April 2015, 8:32 AM BST

Ay? I dispute the "a" criticism and for a f**k's sake I left an school 'cos of all that - you a teacher or summat?

Only in politics.

LeAnn Rimes, the leader of Plaid Cymru:

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/FFN_Rimes_LeAnn_FF13BUN_020214_51320748.jpg

Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th April 2015, 8:04 PM BST

Only in politics.

Never mind............you'll get over it.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th April 2015, 8:04 PM BST

Only in politics.

Not the only reason I'm voting Labour but if you're undecided . .

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 10th April 2015, 9:38 PM BST

Not the only reason I'm voting Labour but if you're undecided . .

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The other reason presumably being Jennie Lee:

http://burlyqnell.com/2013/10/21/jennie-lee-the-bazoom-girl/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennie_Lee,_Baroness_Lee_of_Asheridge

Quote: A Horseradish @ 10th April 2015, 9:47 PM BST

The other reason presumably being Jennie Lee:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennie_Lee,_Baroness_Lee_of_Asheridge

She was the wife of Bevan, a compelling reason to vote for her.

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