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And that is why, if I am ever foolish enough to live with a boy, we are having separate bathrooms.

You do know fellas like cats mark their territory when you're not looking.

I have my own theory on the whole 'murder' and I don't think Oscar planned to kill her.

Here is my totally unproven, unscientific and totally made up scenario that I've pulled out my bum -

Oscar had a short fuse and was a bit of nutjob, further compounded by performance enhancing and other drugs. He got into a massive row with Reeva, on Valentine's Day, naturally, she hid in the bathroom as he was going off on one. He said: 'Open the bloody door or I'll shoot the bloody thing open'. Pop, pop, no more supermodel.

That's my take based on no evidence whatsoever Your Honour.

I thought pretty much that, that he shot at the door to scare her during an argument, maybe thinking she was sat out of the way. But she was standing by the door.

Why four shots though?

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:21 PM BST

And that is why, if I am ever foolish enough to live with a boy, we are having separate bathrooms.

Hahaha, good thinking :D

He was a short tempered paranoic who was addicted to stimulants and energy drinks, who had a big collection of semi legal hi grade firepower.

If Columbo was investigating it would be a very short episode.

If Sherlock investigated, it would be incomprehensible and not very funny.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:28 PM BST

Why four shots though?

As opposed to three or five? Dunno.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:28 PM BST

Why four shots though?

Because it's a semi auto pistol that's easy to use and he got over excited.

Or maybe she was the wicked witch of the west and he didn't have access to a bucket

Quote: sootyj @ 8th April 2014, 9:30 PM BST

If Sherlock investigated, it would be incomprehensible and not very funny.

But very sexy.

nb reason I want to own a gun 349
The cuprinol shed midget in a copter, I could shoot him

Zooo why have you got a photo of Bozzer Johnson from behind

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 9:32 PM BST

Butt very sexy.

some people shouldnt vote.

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 9:32 PM BST

But very sexy.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 9:00 PM BST

He's a total nutcase whether he shot her on purpose or not!
I think he's yucky, but obviously he's quite near the top of a sliding scale of goodlookingness of murderers. Fred West being at the bottom.

Zooo, I have stitches in my head and I think you've just caused them to burst open by making me laugh.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:05 PM BST

Now that would be a good thread. Who do you fancy - murderers edition.

Obviously the boys would be a little more limited in their choices.

And you Jenny

Aw Fred's kinda cuddly and avuncular for a psychotic serial killer.

You could imagine having a pint with him.

Quote: sootyj @ 8th April 2014, 10:01 PM BST

Aw Fred's kinda cuddly and avuncular for a psychotic serial killer.

You could imagine having a pint with him.

You must keep some strange company.

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