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Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:04 PM BST

Now that would be a good thread. Who do you fancy - murderers edition.

Obviously the boys would be a little more limited in their choices.

Amanda Knox is quite hot!

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:03 PM BST

I'm really not sure. Why didn't he just check to see if she was in bed?

My theory is she had a massive unfeminine poo

and the splash made him reach for the kalash

I mean she's a super model so he would have been listening for the sound of puking not shitting.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 8:50 PM BST

Is it morally questionable to think that Oscar Pistorius is looking pretty hot during his trial?

I think it is the glasses and the emotional turmoil. Gives him a sexy, haunted look.

Quote: Jennie @ 16th March 2014, 10:53 PM GMT

It's funny how we so rarely feel the need to comment on the physical appearance of male criminals.

Oh Jennie, how the BCG has corrupted you - and in such a short space of time. :|

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 9:02 PM BST

All the girls love a bad boy. Though he would come home legless every night. Oh and don't leave the toilet seat down, he hates that...like a lot.

But as a criminal lawyer, I have useful skills to bring to the table. Surely marriage is about having complimenting skill sets.

Why would anyone leave the toilet seat up? :O They belong down. Always down.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 8th April 2014, 9:05 PM BST

Amanda Knox is quite hot!

She's innocent though, which totally negates my murder boner. :(

Quite how else can you piss on it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 9:06 PM BST

Oh Jennie, how the BCG has corrupted you - and in such a short space of time. :|

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Don't worry - I leave my feminist principles at the door of the Who do you fancy? thread. ;)

Whether he planned to kill her, or did all the stupid things necessary for him to have done it by accident - he's too dangerous to be out in society! What postman would dare deliver a letter to his door? Oh it MUST be a murderer. Couldn't possibly be anyone else, best kill him and find out who it is afterwards. And how could he ever have other people or kids in his house in the future if that's how he reacts. What a loon.

Quote: sootyj @ 8th April 2014, 9:06 PM BST

My theory is she had a massive unfeminine poo

What is an unfeminine poo? :S

Women don't poo, Jennie.

Quote: zooo @ 8th April 2014, 9:09 PM BST

Whether he planned to kill her, or did all the stupid things necessary for him to have done it by accident - he's too dangerous to be out in society! What postman would dare deliver a letter to his door? Oh it MUST be a murderer. Couldn't possibly be anyone else, best kill him and find out who it is afterwards. And how could he ever have other people or kids in his house in the future if that's how he reacts. What a loon.

Sadly I think he's lying through his teeth though the sobbing and apparent breakdown is probably real, part remorse, part self pity.

It all seems a bit overacty.

Oscar, are you after an Oscar, Oscar?

Give it a rest mate. It's becoming embarrassing.

Gun happy prick.

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:09 PM BST

What is an unfeminine poo? :S

Maria Miller

Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 9:06 PM BST

But as a criminal lawyer, I have useful skills to bring to the table. Surely marriage is about having complimenting skill sets.

Why would anyone leave the toilet seat up? :O They belong down. Always down.

I have learnt now that putting the seat down is a small price to pay for not having to wipe wee off it! Laughing out loud

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