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I'd like to hear what is was as none of them sound right do they??

No, they're all awful. Wish I could remember it. :(

Quote: zooo @ 11th January 2014, 12:49 PM GMT

Damn, I heard quite a good word for the 2000s the other day and now I've forgotten it. (No, it wasn't the noughties.)

Could be the Ooze. The noughties seems to be the most common description. Have they decided what to call this decade yet? Or will whoever decides these things wait until it's over again?

Rachel Weisz is an utter beauty.

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Jewel Staite, not only has she appeared in some of my favourite sci-fi shows, she brings out 'protective' feelings in me -

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That photo is missing the caption "Hot Girls In Your Area - Click Now!".

Quote: Lee @ 11th January 2014, 7:40 PM GMT

That photo is missing the caption "Hot Girls In Your Area - Click Now!".

I think the cheap tattoo on her arm helps with that negative view. Don't worry, when I marry her, I'll drag her down to the clinic and get that thing lasered off.

She's a lucky girl!

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ 11th January 2014, 7:54 PM GMT

She's a lucky girl!

Damn straight, she ain't no spring chicken and her child rearing years are way behind her now, so she better show some gratitude.

I left my first wife because she couldn't give me the children I desired - we had kids, I just didn't desire any of them. Seriously, even Jimmy Savile would have told them to fook off.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th January 2014, 7:59 PM GMT

Damn straight, she ain't no spring chicken and her child rearing years are way behind her now, so she better show some gratitude.

I left my first wife because she couldn't give me the children I desired - we had kids, I just didn't desire any of them. Seriously, even Jimmy Savile would have told them to fook off.

:O :O :O you have astounded me! From a post many moons ago you led us to believe it was time you were thinking of taking the plunge.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th January 2014, 7:59 PM GMT

I left my first wife

Quote: zooo @ 11th January 2014, 7:54 PM GMT

She's a lucky girl!

;)

:O

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Wow, he looks totally different!

(I had no idea who it was, I looked at the URL.)

I think of him as this...

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D'aw.

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