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Quote: lofthouse @ 30th December 2013, 11:49 AM GMT

She looks hot in those cataract glasses

Laughing out loud

I'd like to be George Roper for one day...or at least spend some time in his mind (like in that John Malkovich movie) that must be a hell of a ride.

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Don't do it, Gordon!

Laughing out loud I'm not afraid of the dark side of mankind.

I fear you'd never recover.

Out of interest, george roper, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Yes one but not one who loved me.

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Just been to see The Hobbit. Must say, the quality of dwarfs has increased significantly since LOTR.

As have Legolas' hand to hand combat skills.

Quote: george roper @ 30th December 2013, 7:56 PM GMT

Yes one but not one who loved me.

Have you considered working on becoming a more loveable person?

Quote: Tursiops @ 30th December 2013, 9:36 PM GMT

Have you considered working on becoming a more loveable person?

You're the Claire Rayner of BCG.

Quote: george roper @ 30th December 2013, 7:56 PM GMT

Yes one but not one who loved me.

Possibly the saddest thing I've read on here :(

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 30th December 2013, 9:43 PM GMT

Possibly the saddest thing I've read on here :(

You haven't read some of the PMs I've been sent on here :(

Well she couldn't they are pms. Try and stick with the programme Ben!

:D

Quote: Oldrocker @ 30th December 2013, 9:42 PM GMT

You're the Claire Rayner of BCG.

I worry about george, he is like the son I never wanted.

Quote: Ben @ 30th December 2013, 10:17 PM GMT

You haven't read some of the PMs I've been sent on here :(

Yes, sorry to have bothered you with that, but you will be glad to know that with the penicillin it has cleared up a treat.

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