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I wish her from Hebburn would stop looking at me like that . . . .

No, not bottom right before you all chime in.

The pregnant one. WTF is she having, a firkin of best bitter?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 17th December 2012, 1:50 PM GMT

Lara Gut, Swiss ski star:

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She's winning race after race at the moment. Leader of the overall cup standings. Thank you, Lara!

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Pretty woman. If only one knew how to ski.

Quote: Jakob Jensen @ 30th November 2013, 7:04 PM GMT

Pretty woman. If only one knew how to ski.

Go to Denmark's Massif Central and practice then.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 30th November 2013, 8:40 PM GMT

Go to Denmark's Massif Central and practice then.

I will now :) I will post warning on the boards when I go.

Merry Christmas, ladies.

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I really fancy the Hertfordshire accent. Spoke to a delightful lady from there earlier and her voice really was quite divine.

Hertfordshire covers a multitude of sins.

(Noel Coward voice) Very flat, Hertfordshire.

Keith Chegwin

I hear that Nigella is up for grabs... But not literally obviously!

Quote: Marc P @ 1st December 2013, 12:24 PM GMT

I hear that Nigella is up for grabs... But not literally obviously!

No you missheard, she's up for skag.

A leg pull but not a nose pull!

Mollie King (The Saturdays)

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Liev Schreiber as Victor in X Men, all teeth, talons and sideboards.

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