Who do you fancy? Page 1,029

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 19 2013, 12:56 AM BST

We're gonna have to watch this Hannah G . . . .

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Haha
Don't worry Oldrocker I am an angel really.
Except after my Friday night glass of wine...

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ October 19 2013, 8:29 AM BST

When I was a tad younger I saw a girl who had everything but didn't know it. She was femine and pretty and showed concern for others. She was funny and clever and great to be around, but she was nobodies fool and displayed her own mind and morals. She loved to read and was a good listener but above all she made my stomach turn in knots which then made the moths inside become butterflies.
Many years later she still remains the best thing in my life and marrying her was the best move I have ever and ever will make.

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Quote: Harridan @ October 19 2013, 2:51 PM BST

Her facial expression is a mix between "You pathetic piece of crap" and "I'd really like to put my bra back on now"

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I forgot to add that when I posted that I had just come in off nights with a bunch of flowers as it's our anniversary. I have just watched Everton win and I'm going ut for tea with a beautiful woman, so as far as I'm concerned this is as good as it gets.

Quote: Hannah G @ October 19 2013, 3:43 PM BST

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Don't hug him, he's married!

Quote: Harridan @ October 19 2013, 2:51 PM BST

"You pathetic piece of crap I'd really like to put my bra back on now"

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Does that chat up line ever work?

Quote: sootyj @ October 19 2013, 8:20 PM BST

Does that chat up line ever work?

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In certain private establishments.

Sounds to me like it comes at the end of an experience gained as a result of another,earlier, chat up line.

Quote: Harridan @ October 19 2013, 8:23 PM BST

In certain private establishments.

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Alas I can only afford the public swimming baths.

Quote: sootyj @ October 19 2013, 8:26 PM BST

Alas I can only afford the public swimming baths.

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Except when you have to pay the fines.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 19 2013, 8:18 PM BST

Don't hug him, he's married!

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Haha, it was meant to be him and his wife! That's why they're near a love.... erm, ball type thing!

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 19 2013, 2:45 PM BST

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She looks like the fact that the photographer has just broken wind is just beginning to register with her senses

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 19 2013, 2:45 PM BST

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I remember her in that tender romantic love scene in Straw Dogs

Is that 'er what's married to 'im?

Quote: zooo @ October 27 2013, 12:44 AM BST

Is that 'er what's married to 'im?

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Ar.