Gordon Brown is talking to George Bush,
Gordon George I am disgusted at how your presidential race, has been marred by racism, and sexism.
George Well that’s what you get when a slick, crack head runs, against a menopausal harridan, with a big ass.
Gordon George I’m disgusted, we don’t have this problem in the UK
George How come Geordie old buddy?
Gordon All our party leaders are white men, so you can’t be racist or sexist about them.
George Say that’s true Geordie, you know what else they have in common?
Gordon None of them have ever had a real job, they all went to exclusive schools?
George Nope they all kiss my ass, and tell me it’s ice cream, pucker up Gordie.