British Comedy Guide

Dead white European males

Gordon Brown is talking to George Bush,

Gordon George I am disgusted at how your presidential race, has been marred by racism, and sexism.

George Well that’s what you get when a slick, crack head runs, against a menopausal harridan, with a big ass.

Gordon George I’m disgusted, we don’t have this problem in the UK

George How come Geordie old buddy?

Gordon All our party leaders are white men, so you can’t be racist or sexist about them.

George Say that’s true Geordie, you know what else they have in common?

Gordon None of them have ever had a real job, they all went to exclusive schools?

George Nope they all kiss my ass, and tell me it’s ice cream, pucker up Gordie.

This again was a good concept but for me there was only one real laugh and that was George's opening line. The punch doesn't read quite right as far as I'm concerned so ended a bit flat,

Mm, seemed liked a one-liner (e.g: The Americans have a problem with racism and sexism in their elections. We don't. All our leaders are white men) stretched out into a sketch really. Not bad though - clever idea. I think it worked reasonably well even as a sketch. Although of course the formatting is awful!

Thanks for your advice it is defintely over extended, it needs to at all our leaders are white men.

it most defintely is a one liner force grown like a battery chicken.

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