Alfresco onanism
Quote: frostyboy @ January 26, 2008, 9:58 PMHas anyone here tried it?
Not this evening - I've just eaten.
Serious answer: No I haven't - what is it? Should I Google it?
No you should gargle it 
Yikes! Do your research Tuumble before posting!
Frostyboy is proper randy tonight, aint he?! You need to get on the phone to the village bike and ask her for a ride.
I 'onanised' on the top deck of a bus once. I hasten to add I was young and foolish with nuts like two tins of pressurised semolina.
I related the story to my missus a while ago, and she was so horrified she wouldn't speak to me all night.
Quote: Perry Nium @ January 27, 2008, 1:23 AMI 'onanised' on the top deck of a bus once. I hasten to add I was young and foolish with nuts like two tins of pressurised semolina.
I related the story to my missus a while ago, and she was so horrified she wouldn't speak to me all night.
Of all the things we might have in common Perry I never thought this would be one of them! The difference is I wasn't stupid enough to tell the wife!
Yowser, those were the days. Ready to deploy and fire in under 45 minutes.